The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 844

captainhook455 · 08-29-2019, 09:49 AM

I had a friend who liked his cat, but not the footprints on the hood of his truck. He wired a motorcycle battery to the hood. In a short time the cat decided not to jump on the hood anymore.

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Gravdigr · 08-29-2019, 05:21 PM

Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.

fargon · 08-29-2019, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.

Works like a charm.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2019, 12:51 AM

No, it makes water spots on the truck plus they'll be back as soon as your back is turned. You don't have to damage them to make a bigger impression.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2019, 01:27 AM

Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that.

Flint · 08-31-2019, 04:30 AM

I bet it's slippery in there

Carruthers · 08-31-2019, 11:54 AM

I once had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.

The relationship was doomed to fail.

Well, she wanted to remain halibut.

Gravdigr · 08-31-2019, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I bet it smells like fish

FIFY.

Gravdigr · 08-31-2019, 01:56 PM

I once knew a mermaid named Tish
Who had one tail more than a fish
After tries and fails
To get twixt those tails
It is still my most fervent wish

~Gravdigr

Happy Monkey · 08-31-2019, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that.

Melusine does.

The Starbucks logo is Melusine.

There's a Melusine statue outside my condo.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2019, 12:48 AM

Never heard of a Melusine, but then I don't drink coffee. I didn't know you are left handed either.

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2019, 12:59 PM

I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics?

BigV · 09-01-2019, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics?

Crazy Ivan

sexobon · 09-01-2019, 02:06 PM

Other photos in your flickr link, desk has mouse on left side of keyboard.

Gravdigr · 09-01-2019, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Crazy Ivan

All stop!! All quiet!!

08-29-2019, 05:21 PM	#12647
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-30-2019, 12:51 AM	#12649
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, it makes water spots on the truck plus they'll be back as soon as your back is turned. You don't have to damage them to make a bigger impression. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-31-2019, 01:27 AM	#12650
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-31-2019, 04:30 AM	#12651
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I bet it's slippery in there __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-31-2019, 11:54 AM	#12652
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I once had a girlfriend who was a mermaid. The relationship was doomed to fail. Well, she wanted to remain halibut. __________________

08-29-2019, 09:49 AM	#12646
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I had a friend who liked his cat, but not the footprints on the hood of his truck. He wired a motorcycle battery to the hood. In a short time the cat decided not to jump on the hood anymore. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

08-31-2019, 01:56 PM	#12654
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I once knew a mermaid named Tish Who had one tail more than a fish After tries and fails To get twixt those tails It is still my most fervent wish ~Gravdigr __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-01-2019, 12:48 AM	#12656
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Never heard of a Melusine, but then I don't drink coffee. I didn't know you are left handed either. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-01-2019, 12:59 PM	#12657
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-01-2019, 02:06 PM	#12659
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Other photos in your flickr link, desk has mouse on left side of keyboard.

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