The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 846

xoxoxoBruce · 09-21-2019, 01:07 AM

Pittsburgh unemployment line...

beauregaardhooligan · 09-21-2019, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Shit, I knew a guy out in Lancaster who looked just like him, talked like him too.

The Reverend Billy C Wirtz is theBest boogie woogie piano player you will ever hear.
swearToGawd
I strongly encourage y'all to go see him if you get a chance, he does tour. At *least* give him a listen.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-21-2019, 02:00 PM

Gravdigr · 09-24-2019, 01:39 PM

So The Charlatans were arr---wait, whut?

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by police that had 24 arms?!?!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-29-2019, 03:19 AM

Unique urinal, eye contact, don't lose eye contact.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-08-2019, 12:50 AM

Oh for joy...

Diaphone Jim · 10-08-2019, 01:05 PM

Not bad.
I'll give them a C, an A if it was Laphroaig with branch water.

Gravdigr · 10-08-2019, 06:40 PM

WTF is it? Jell-O shots?

Happy Monkey · 10-08-2019, 08:24 PM

Booze in a water-soluble plastic bag, I assume.

Diaphone Jim · 10-09-2019, 07:36 PM

Thinking more deeply lowers the grade.
No enjoying the bouquet and aroma.
No controlling the amount you sip.
And God knows what is in the pod.
F

Undertoad · 10-09-2019, 07:53 PM

Good thoughts Jim.

I keep thinking maybe are meant to be some kind of stealthy drinking tool, like putting booze into fake binoculars to sneak it into the stadium, or adding vodka to a water bottle on the job. But single malt scotch is not exactly the stealthy drinker's choice.

sexobon · 10-09-2019, 08:49 PM

They're considered edible; soooooooo, I suppose you wouldn't actually be drinking and driving.

No open container of alcohol in the vehicle either.

Happy Monkey · 10-10-2019, 10:46 AM

According to a clip from the Late Show, the bag is made of seaweed somehow.

Gravdigr · 10-10-2019, 02:53 PM

I was thinking just pre-measured shots to drop in a drink.

Clodfobble · 10-10-2019, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

According to a clip from the Late Show, the bag is made of seaweed somehow.

Seaweed has a gelatinous component that can be extracted, alternately called "carrageenan" or "agar" depending on the species of seaweed. Both substances are used as a thickener in tons of processed foods, and both are difficult to digest. You can also extract them to a certain degree from okra and a few other veggies classified as "mucilaginous." Agar is also commonly used as the substrate that feeds bacteria in petri dishes, thus transforming it into an "agar plate" (a "petri dish" refers to just the plastic circle by itself and can't technically grow anything.)

09-21-2019, 01:07 AM	#12676
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pittsburgh unemployment line... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-21-2019, 02:00 PM	#12678
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-24-2019, 01:39 PM	#12679
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So The Charlatans were arr---wait, whut?--- by police that had 24 arms?!?! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-29-2019, 03:19 AM	#12680
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Unique urinal, eye contact, don't lose eye contact. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-08-2019, 12:50 AM	#12681
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh for joy... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-08-2019, 01:05 PM	#12682
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Not bad. I'll give them a C, an A if it was Laphroaig with branch water.

10-08-2019, 06:40 PM	#12683
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	WTF is it? Jell-O shots? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-08-2019, 08:24 PM	#12684
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Booze in a water-soluble plastic bag, I assume. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-09-2019, 07:36 PM	#12685
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Thinking more deeply lowers the grade. No enjoying the bouquet and aroma. No controlling the amount you sip. And God knows what is in the pod. F

10-09-2019, 07:53 PM	#12686
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Good thoughts Jim. I keep thinking maybe are meant to be some kind of stealthy drinking tool, like putting booze into fake binoculars to sneak it into the stadium, or adding vodka to a water bottle on the job. But single malt scotch is not exactly the stealthy drinker's choice.

10-09-2019, 08:49 PM	#12687
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	They're considered edible; soooooooo, I suppose you wouldn't actually be drinking and driving. No open container of alcohol in the vehicle either.

10-10-2019, 10:46 AM	#12688
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	According to a clip from the Late Show, the bag is made of seaweed somehow. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-10-2019, 02:53 PM	#12689
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was thinking just pre-measured shots to drop in a drink. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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