Bacon!....wtf? - Page 9

thealphajerk · 12-10-2007, 10:58 AM

ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon

!!

ZenGum · 12-10-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk

ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon

this should be a cellar tagline.

Good for me, but we'd have to explain "bogan" to all the merkins.

"Bogan" is the Australian word for trailer trash (US) or chav (UK). Maybe a bit red-neckish too.

thealphajerk · 12-12-2007, 02:33 AM

well i guess i can be a bogan at times, and i did eat a nutritious nerd less than 8 hours ago so i guess he would still be inside me.

more to the point... more bacon!

Happy Monkey · 12-12-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

and WTF is that plastic wrapped face? the nose looks pork but the eyes look goat? definately not bovine. or Sheepish.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. it makes me want to cry.

Readsa the labelsa.

thealphajerk · 12-14-2007, 12:13 AM

i really do hate that thing

ZenGum · 12-14-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk

ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon

!!

Maybe its an exercise machine. Not a walker, not a runner.

A trotter.

Sundae · 12-14-2007, 06:53 PM

If I could see a receptacle I'd say Pig Wanker. With the straps underneath and the tilting action providing the sensation of a boar mounting a sow. Without one I'm stumped - unless it's simply a pig in transit.

busterb · 12-14-2007, 09:46 PM

Maybe artificial insemination or castration??

Razzmatazz13 · 12-14-2007, 10:44 PM

looked to me like something to hold it still while they work on the hooves? like horses?

busterb · 12-14-2007, 11:51 PM

Don't think they shoe pigs. As in horse shoes.

Razzmatazz13 · 12-15-2007, 12:03 AM

not so much shoes, but trimming the hoof/taking care of it...I really didn't think they did this with pigs either, but his back foot is up, leading me to question...

Edit: so is his front foot...

thealphajerk · 12-16-2007, 03:33 AM

and maybe it teaches paraplegic pigs to walk again using pneumatic arms and such..
by the way "trotter", just horrible.. i love it =)

mmm..

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2007, 08:35 AM

The bacon and chocolate chip cookie.

toranokaze · 12-18-2007, 12:09 PM

That looks good

xoxoxoBruce · 12-19-2007, 01:07 AM

Snake & Bacon

12-14-2007, 06:53 PM	#127
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If I could see a receptacle I'd say Pig Wanker. With the straps underneath and the tilting action providing the sensation of a boar mounting a sow. Without one I'm stumped - unless it's simply a pig in transit. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-14-2007, 09:46 PM	#128
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Maybe artificial insemination or castration?? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-14-2007, 10:44 PM	#129
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	looked to me like something to hold it still while they work on the hooves? like horses? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

12-14-2007, 11:51 PM	#130
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Don't think they shoe pigs. As in horse shoes. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-15-2007, 12:03 AM	#131
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	not so much shoes, but trimming the hoof/taking care of it...I really didn't think they did this with pigs either, but his back foot is up, leading me to question... Edit: so is his front foot... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

12-10-2007, 10:58 AM	#121
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon !!

12-12-2007, 02:33 AM	#123
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	well i guess i can be a bogan at times, and i did eat a nutritious nerd less than 8 hours ago so i guess he would still be inside me. more to the point... more bacon!

12-14-2007, 12:13 AM	#125
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	i really do hate that thing

12-16-2007, 03:33 AM	#132
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	and maybe it teaches paraplegic pigs to walk again using pneumatic arms and such.. by the way "trotter", just horrible.. i love it =) mmm..

12-18-2007, 08:35 AM	#133
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The bacon and chocolate chip cookie. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-18-2007, 12:09 PM	#134
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	That looks good __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-19-2007, 01:07 AM	#135
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Snake & Bacon Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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