How Come..?

Trilby · 06-04-2006, 03:19 PM

This is a How Come thread. You'll figure it out. I'll start:

How come I spend 200.00 dollars at the grocery store and don't have anything to eat?

Cheyenne · 06-04-2006, 03:47 PM

you really must get out of the magazine isle bri

Undertoad · 06-04-2006, 04:09 PM

Because while at the grocery store, you have this vision of eating correctly and buy all organic materials with the intent of cooking them healthily and serving a traditional dinner meal; but when you get home you find that your vision has disappeared, and there are no microwavable Stouffer's Mac and Cheese and only one frozen pizza, and once that's done there is nothing to eat.

cableguy · 06-04-2006, 05:38 PM

I spend $150 on nacho cheese Doritos, $30 on cases of Coke, and $20 on a bucket of KFC. DOn't remember the last time my tummy rumbled........

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SteveBsjb · 06-04-2006, 06:49 PM

How come I run a 5K race to feel healthy, and the next days all my muscles hurt like never before?

Kagen4o4 · 06-04-2006, 06:56 PM

because you didnt stretch before and after

how come when i run 17km my knee doesnt hurt during but it does after, then i run 10km and it hurts during but not after?

Beestie · 06-04-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Because while at the grocery store, you have this vision of eating correctly and buy all organic materials with the intent of cooking them healthily and serving a traditional dinner meal; but when you get home you find that your vision has disappeared, and there are no microwavable Stouffer's Mac and Cheese and only one frozen pizza, and once that's done there is nothing to eat.

That's me to a tee.

SteveBsjb · 06-05-2006, 12:17 AM

You're right, I hate stretching.

Beestie · 06-05-2006, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

because you didnt stretch before and after

how come when i run 17km my knee doesnt hurt during but it does after, then i run 10km and it hurts during but not after?

That's easy. Next time you run a 10k, just add 7 more k and your knee won't hurt during or after.

Kagen4o4 · 06-05-2006, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

That's easy. Next time you run a 10k, just add 7 more k and your knee won't hurt during or after.

OF COURSE! it all makes sense now

KinkyVixen · 06-07-2006, 06:33 PM

How come when I am home and have lots to do I am bored and it feels like I am doing nothing? And when I get to work I just want to go home and do nothing and be bored again?

06-04-2006, 03:19 PM	#1
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06-04-2006, 03:47 PM	#2
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06-04-2006, 05:38 PM	#4
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06-04-2006, 06:49 PM	#5
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	How come I run a 5K race to feel healthy, and the next days all my muscles hurt like never before? __________________ "It's only an internet community."

06-04-2006, 06:56 PM	#6
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	because you didnt stretch before and after how come when i run 17km my knee doesnt hurt during but it does after, then i run 10km and it hurts during but not after? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

06-04-2006, 04:09 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Because while at the grocery store, you have this vision of eating correctly and buy all organic materials with the intent of cooking them healthily and serving a traditional dinner meal; but when you get home you find that your vision has disappeared, and there are no microwavable Stouffer's Mac and Cheese and only one frozen pizza, and once that's done there is nothing to eat.

06-05-2006, 12:17 AM	#8
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	You're right, I hate stretching. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

06-07-2006, 06:33 PM	#11
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	How come when I am home and have lots to do I am bored and it feels like I am doing nothing? And when I get to work I just want to go home and do nothing and be bored again? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

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