Is my colored duck a duck?

Shawnee123 · 12-02-2006, 02:03 PM

I live by a large river, which is currently raging due to the downpour of the past couple days.

There are white ducks, mallard ducks, and one rooster looking thing I can't identify.

It's white, and black. It has a red face, with a comb that is speckled white and black.

I can't figure it out. Did some mutant rooster decide to live among the ducks. Perhaps it will turn into a swan (but it better hurry because it's pretty big and still not attractive.)

Does anyone know what this might be?

12-02-2006, 02:04 PM

RUN!
They are evil!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 12-02-2006, 02:06 PM

OH NO....I JUST MOVED THERE!

Fuck the ducks!

12-02-2006, 02:07 PM

Ewwwwww....

cool.

(I'll get out my books later).

jinx · 12-02-2006, 02:08 PM

Is it a chicken?

12-02-2006, 02:10 PM

ROFL

wolf · 12-02-2006, 02:11 PM

Shawnee, we need pictures.

MaggieL · 12-02-2006, 02:22 PM

Does it look like a duck?
Does it quack like a duck?
Is there duck poop on your pickup truck?
Then you can bet your bottom buck it ain't no armadillo.

lumberjim · 12-02-2006, 02:47 PM

no info....just a photo

Trilby · 12-02-2006, 03:06 PM

Wow. That looks like a Devil Duck.

12-02-2006, 03:11 PM

They are. They are freed, genetically modified, farm ducks.
They are not supposed to be in the wild, do not function properly and dump TONS of phosphates into our water supply every year (I live on a chain of lakes).
Lots of people from up north lobbied to keep us from killing them because they thought they were fucking "Cute" and were FEEDING THEM! They remove the real ducks from the lakes and rivers due to destruction of their environment and over-feeding. When I lived on the lake I still trapped and killed them.
Damn transplants keep buying them and releasing them... which is illegal also, but they don't care... they don't buy mallards and wood-ducks, just those damn muskogee ducks. They are a trash animal. The feral population needs to be eliminated humanely if possible.

Remember... the ones released in the US have been "modified".
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/ducks/muscovy/

Here you can see what a true, wild, bird looks like, compared to the vermin we, in the US, deal with.
http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/D...RKScobies.html

12-02-2006, 07:26 PM

Ok...So I have issues with these ducks... they are trashing my town and idiots are helping them do it.

lumberjim · 12-02-2006, 07:44 PM

ok, now you;re just trying to get quoted

12-04-2006, 01:07 AM

I don't see it.

12-04-2006, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage
They are not supposed to be in the wild, do not function properly ...

So, as far as ducks go, this one's a quack!

12-02-2006, 02:03 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Is my colored duck a duck? I live by a large river, which is currently raging due to the downpour of the past couple days. There are white ducks, mallard ducks, and one rooster looking thing I can't identify. It's white, and black. It has a red face, with a comb that is speckled white and black. I can't figure it out. Did some mutant rooster decide to live among the ducks. Perhaps it will turn into a swan (but it better hurry because it's pretty big and still not attractive.) Does anyone know what this might be? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-02-2006, 02:06 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OH NO....I JUST MOVED THERE! Fuck the ducks! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-02-2006, 02:08 PM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Is it a chicken? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

12-02-2006, 02:11 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Shawnee, we need pictures. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-02-2006, 02:22 PM	#8
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	Does it look like a duck? Does it quack like a duck? Is there duck poop on your pickup truck? Then you can bet your bottom buck it ain't no armadillo. __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

12-02-2006, 02:04 PM	#2
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	RUN! They are evil!!!!!

12-02-2006, 02:07 PM	#4
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Ewwwwww.... cool. (I'll get out my books later).

12-02-2006, 02:47 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no info....just a photo Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-02-2006 at 02:55 PM.

12-02-2006, 03:06 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Wow. That looks like a Devil Duck. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-02-2006, 03:11 PM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	They are. They are freed, genetically modified, farm ducks. They are not supposed to be in the wild, do not function properly and dump TONS of phosphates into our water supply every year (I live on a chain of lakes). Lots of people from up north lobbied to keep us from killing them because they thought they were fucking "Cute" and were FEEDING THEM! They remove the real ducks from the lakes and rivers due to destruction of their environment and over-feeding. When I lived on the lake I still trapped and killed them. Damn transplants keep buying them and releasing them... which is illegal also, but they don't care... they don't buy mallards and wood-ducks, just those damn muskogee ducks. They are a trash animal. The feral population needs to be eliminated humanely if possible. Remember... the ones released in the US have been "modified". http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/ducks/muscovy/ Here you can see what a true, wild, bird looks like, compared to the vermin we, in the US, deal with. http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/D...RKScobies.html Last edited by rkzenrage; 12-02-2006 at 03:20 PM.

12-02-2006, 07:26 PM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Ok...So I have issues with these ducks... they are trashing my town and idiots are helping them do it.

12-02-2006, 07:44 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, now you;re just trying to get quoted __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-04-2006, 01:07 AM	#14
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I don't see it.

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