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03-21-2007, 04:19 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Really Creative Insults
It's hard to shake people up these days--everyone is so jaded and recherche. It's tough to make an insult stick. I like this:
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away! Taken from: Henry IV, part 2 Shakespeare is still the high water mark. What's your favorite insult?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-21-2007, 04:26 PM
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still says videotape
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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03-21-2007, 04:31 PM
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If somebody is being a little too smug, bragging about a possession they have, or a club they belong to, or a school they are going to, etc., you can say with a smile on you face "Well, I'm sure you will be very happy with that."
It's nice and subtle, and said in the proper dismissive way, it's a real put-down without being vulgar. The implication that "you" must have something wrong with you if you are happy about such a trivial thing. |
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03-21-2007, 05:26 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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when someone annoying makes a really bad joke and people laugh to be polite, all you have to do is laugh after everyone finishes and say very sarcastically "hahaha, wow, you're so witty!"
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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03-21-2007, 05:26 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Your mother fucking sucks big fucking elephant dick!
Did your parents have any children that lived? The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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 "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
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03-21-2007, 07:26 PM
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I can hear my ears
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ok, then......don't forget to eat a dick!
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-21-2007, 07:31 PM
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Master Dwellar
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I knew they could pile it high but how did they ever teach it to talk?
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
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03-21-2007, 07:40 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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1 million sperm and you were the winner?
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something we both can enjoy??
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03-21-2007, 07:44 PM
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I can hear my ears
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oh, i feel so bad...I totally forgot to offer.......did you want some? : points to crotch with both hands:
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-21-2007, 08:03 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I belive that this thread contributes evidence to support the theory that creativity and testes come from the same biological matter and are mutually exclusive.
(Which of course means that men have no creativity and what women call creativity is a potential load of bollocks)
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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03-21-2007, 08:05 PM
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I can hear my ears
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did you ever think anything that you DIDN'T say?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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03-21-2007, 08:14 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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 I like that one.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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im sorry were you talking? i thought it was a yak's mating call and you were responding
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something we both can enjoy??
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03-21-2007, 09:59 PM
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Gamehenge
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Waiting for someone to complain about my baby screams being loud so that I can say "Sorry for the screaming, but she took one good look at you and she is too young to understand monsters aren't real"
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It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree. |
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03-21-2007, 10:01 PM
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Gamehenge
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From the movie 300, when Xerxes asks Leonidus to surrender and kneel, he replies "sorry, but after spending the day slaughtering your soldiers, I've developed a horrible knot in my leg muscle, so can't see this happening".
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It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree. |
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