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07-25-2007, 05:38 PM | #1 |
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Hamburger Construction
This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use:
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07-25-2007, 09:11 PM | #2 |
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Really?
We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window. |
07-25-2007, 09:25 PM | #3 |
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07-25-2007, 09:39 PM | #4 | |
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Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed! |
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07-25-2007, 09:43 PM | #5 |
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I give Keryx all the pickles.
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07-25-2007, 10:35 PM | #6 |
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the taco bell burrito method of putting all of the sour cream in the last bite is in that manual too, methinks
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07-25-2007, 11:28 PM | #7 |
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That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
07-26-2007, 04:20 AM | #8 |
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Ahh memories...
There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did. Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car |
07-26-2007, 06:56 AM | #9 | |
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07-26-2007, 10:25 AM | #10 |
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ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.
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07-26-2007, 10:26 AM | #11 |
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Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter.
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07-26-2007, 10:31 AM | #12 |
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07-26-2007, 10:37 AM | #13 |
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Ahhhhh... yes. Thank you . I stand corrected on that aspect. I was looking at it more from the concept that the loss of the glasses was in effect some form of punishment for the "littering" of the pickles. :p
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07-26-2007, 10:41 AM | #14 |
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No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"
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07-26-2007, 11:14 AM | #15 |
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