Kitty Litter

08-10-2007, 10:49 AM

I got an weird e-mail the other day, it said, "I just changed my cat's litter box and flushed the kitty litter down the toliet and it plugged the toliet up."

I didn't know how to respond!!!

fargon · 08-10-2007, 10:51 AM

No Shit, Or Lotsa Shit depending on your point of view.

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2007, 10:52 AM

That cat looks just like my ex-cat Gaines. (he's still a cat, he just lives with my ex.)

fargon · 08-10-2007, 11:02 AM

Is that Gains as in Gains Burger.

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2007, 11:05 AM

Actually Gainesboro Thomas (a take on Thomas Gainsboro who painted The Blue Boy) because he was a deep bluish gray. LIke a Russian Blue.

Cloud · 08-10-2007, 11:34 AM

well, yeah, it would clog the toilet up. That's why "scoopable, flushable" stuff was invented.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2007, 02:07 PM

James, do you know the meaning of "intolerably irritating"?

Why did you post that picture, it didn't come with the email?

It's Judith's cat, in Clonakilty Ireland, taken on September 16th, 2002.

It is also the 4th image in Google Images under kitty litter.

smurfalicious · 08-10-2007, 02:12 PM

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.
-Jack Handey

Happy Monkey · 08-10-2007, 02:25 PM

Does "James Dalphonse" translate to "Jack Handey" in Haitian?

smurfalicious · 08-10-2007, 02:40 PM

I can't help but after reading each post, finishing his post in my head with "Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey"

yesman065 · 08-10-2007, 07:00 PM

08-10-2007, 10:49 AM	#1
jamesdalphonse1 Guest Posts: n/a	Kitty Litter I got an weird e-mail the other day, it said, "I just changed my cat's litter box and flushed the kitty litter down the toliet and it plugged the toliet up." I didn't know how to respond!!! Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 08-10-2007 at 01:46 PM.

08-10-2007, 10:51 AM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	No Shit, Or Lotsa Shit depending on your point of view. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-10-2007, 10:52 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That cat looks just like my ex-cat Gaines. (he's still a cat, he just lives with my ex.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2007, 11:02 AM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Is that Gains as in Gains Burger. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-10-2007, 11:05 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Actually Gainesboro Thomas (a take on Thomas Gainsboro who painted The Blue Boy) because he was a deep bluish gray. LIke a Russian Blue. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2007, 11:34 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	well, yeah, it would clog the toilet up. That's why "scoopable, flushable" stuff was invented. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-10-2007, 02:07 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	James, do you know the meaning of "intolerably irritating"? Why did you post that picture, it didn't come with the email? It's Judith's cat, in Clonakilty Ireland, taken on September 16th, 2002. It is also the 4th image in Google Images under kitty litter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2007, 02:12 PM	#8
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story. -Jack Handey __________________

08-10-2007, 02:25 PM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Does "James Dalphonse" translate to "Jack Handey" in Haitian? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-10-2007, 02:40 PM	#10
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I can't help but after reading each post, finishing his post in my head with "Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey" __________________

08-10-2007, 07:00 PM	#11
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