The Cellar Orgy Thread (Hopefully NSFW)

Elspode · 09-29-2008, 07:10 PM

Elspode knocks on MTP's door late on a Saturday evening. He clutches a 1.75 liter of very expensive vodka in one hand, and a couple of Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators that he stole from another thread in the other.

Trilby · 09-29-2008, 07:55 PM

MTP yoinks the 1.75 liter of voddie and snorks it down. She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, smiles at 'Spode and says,"...

Elspode · 09-29-2008, 08:18 PM

"...I'm gonna hurl. When I'm done, can you call LJ and ask if he'll do me? No kissing."

lumberjim · 09-29-2008, 08:42 PM

lj pushes past elspode. " I brought beers and a big blue bucket. where do you want em?"

SteveDallas · 09-29-2008, 08:48 PM

Stevedallas doesn't even show up. The extensive network of hidden cameras he secretly put in place will record everything for him.

footfootfoot · 09-29-2008, 11:39 PM

footfootfoot arrives and tells all assembled:
"You can leave your hats on. I know what love is."

Elspode · 09-30-2008, 12:12 AM

Elspode looks around furtively, feeling certain that Brianna had been in the room, yet not finding her anywhere. He quickly pulls out the 8x10 glossy pics of her on a motorcycle, and shows them to LJ, who moans softly, then collapses.

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 04:42 AM

Sundae Girl is curled up on the sofa, dozing contentedly like a cat.
Just before the doorbell rings again, she jumps up, eyes shining, as if she knows who has come to call.

Bruce stands in the open door, large as life and twice as fatal.
Ignoring the other Dwellars he locks eyes with Sundae.
"I'm here. And I have something for you."
Sundae's eyes are drawn from his lupine head to his bulging pants.
"For me?" she whispers, "but it's so... big!"
"I can he gentle," he growls.

In three strides he is in front of her, and she drops gratefully to her knees in front of him.
He smells of clean clothes and soap, and she's already wet between her thighs at the thought of what she's about to do.

Her nipples are like bullets and she longs to rub herself up and down his body and press his face between her breasts, but first she wants to feel him springing eagerly into her hand and take him full and complete into her her mouth, pressing his wet head against the roof.

Trilby · 09-30-2008, 09:28 AM

MTP's doorbell rings. It's the courier with an engraved invite from Shawnee to all female Dwellars to her Tupperware Party, which is taking place right now!. SG dislodges bruce's swollen member from her eager throat and says..."

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 09:41 AM

... "Hey there, handsome courier, come on in..."

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

SG dislodges bruce's swollen member from her eager throat....

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Trilby · 09-30-2008, 11:32 AM

Then the doorbell rings again! It's a pizza delivery guy! SG, still down on her wenchy knees and holding bruce's manhood, grins up at both the courier AND the pizza guy.

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 11:38 AM

Shawnee calls up wondering why her Tupperware party is a bust. As Bri explains the situation, Shawnee sighs. Who would give up an orgy for tupperware? Seriously, what was she thinking? She vows to check her calendar for next year's party.

Trilby · 09-30-2008, 11:54 AM

After telling Shawnee to high tail it over to MTP's house, she puts down the phone and purrs at Sundae, "Honey, it looks a bit crowded down there, what with bruce AND the courier AND the pizza guy...need any help?"

Case enters the room, looking wrecked. "I just..." she begins but stops at the sight of ZenGum, who is writhing on the couch...

kerosene · 09-30-2008, 12:07 PM

Case is shocked at Zen's writhing and asks if he needs an aspirin.

09-29-2008, 07:10 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar Orgy Thread (Hopefully NSFW) Elspode knocks on MTP's door late on a Saturday evening. He clutches a 1.75 liter of very expensive vodka in one hand, and a couple of Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators that he stole from another thread in the other. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-29-2008, 07:55 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	MTP yoinks the 1.75 liter of voddie and snorks it down. She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, smiles at 'Spode and says,"... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-29-2008, 08:18 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"...I'm gonna hurl. When I'm done, can you call LJ and ask if he'll do me? No kissing." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-29-2008, 08:42 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	lj pushes past elspode. " I brought beers and a big blue bucket. where do you want em?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-29-2008, 11:39 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	footfootfoot arrives and tells all assembled: "You can leave your hats on. I know what love is." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-29-2008, 08:48 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Stevedallas doesn't even show up. The extensive network of hidden cameras he secretly put in place will record everything for him.

09-30-2008, 12:12 AM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode looks around furtively, feeling certain that Brianna had been in the room, yet not finding her anywhere. He quickly pulls out the 8x10 glossy pics of her on a motorcycle, and shows them to LJ, who moans softly, then collapses. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-30-2008, 04:42 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sundae Girl is curled up on the sofa, dozing contentedly like a cat. Just before the doorbell rings again, she jumps up, eyes shining, as if she knows who has come to call. Bruce stands in the open door, large as life and twice as fatal. Ignoring the other Dwellars he locks eyes with Sundae. "I'm here. And I have something for you." Sundae's eyes are drawn from his lupine head to his bulging pants. "For me?" she whispers, "but it's so... big!" "I can he gentle," he growls. In three strides he is in front of her, and she drops gratefully to her knees in front of him. He smells of clean clothes and soap, and she's already wet between her thighs at the thought of what she's about to do. Her nipples are like bullets and she longs to rub herself up and down his body and press his face between her breasts, but first she wants to feel him springing eagerly into her hand and take him full and complete into her her mouth, pressing his wet head against the roof. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 09:28 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	MTP's doorbell rings. It's the courier with an engraved invite from Shawnee to all female Dwellars to her Tupperware Party, which is taking place right now!. SG dislodges bruce's swollen member from her eager throat and says..." __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-30-2008, 09:41 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... "Hey there, handsome courier, come on in..." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-30-2008, 11:32 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Then the doorbell rings again! It's a pizza delivery guy! SG, still down on her wenchy knees and holding bruce's manhood, grins up at both the courier AND the pizza guy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-30-2008, 11:38 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee calls up wondering why her Tupperware party is a bust. As Bri explains the situation, Shawnee sighs. Who would give up an orgy for tupperware? Seriously, what was she thinking? She vows to check her calendar for next year's party. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2008, 11:54 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	After telling Shawnee to high tail it over to MTP's house, she puts down the phone and purrs at Sundae, "Honey, it looks a bit crowded down there, what with bruce AND the courier AND the pizza guy...need any help?" Case enters the room, looking wrecked. "I just..." she begins but stops at the sight of ZenGum, who is writhing on the couch... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-30-2008, 12:07 PM	#15
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Case is shocked at Zen's writhing and asks if he needs an aspirin.

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