Dec 1, 2008: Tiger Dentistry

xoxoxoBruce · 12-01-2008, 02:29 AM

I can remember some dentists I'd like to throw to a tiger, but this is a tiger that was thrown to a dentist... a Russian dentist.

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The head of the Wild Animal Rehabilitation Center, Eduard Kruglov, reveals: “The tiger used to stay always in good mood, it looked healthy and strong. But then it lost its front fake fang on the right side of the jaw. The predator started to groan, stopped eating and lost a great amount of weight”.

They didn't explain the "fake fang" bit.

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It was decided to invite the best dentists from Khabarovsk. With the help of a special gun the animal got narcosis done. Later a 500-pound predator was bounded to the operating table. For 4 hours doctors have been curing caries. They also restored the injured tooth and replaced the broken fang with 10-inch prosthesis.

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Aleksander Abramovich, the head of the dentist clinic says: “Our doctors have been constantly measuring pulse, checking pupils, because each second the predator could wake up and go mad”.

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. He might be a mite antisocial if he woke up with someone in his mouth.

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Two days after the surgery the animal felt alright. During the first day only a hungry “Anima King” swallowed 40 pounds of meat.

That could have been 40 pounds of dentist.

Cloud · 12-01-2008, 09:47 AM

how does a tiger get cavities? what are they feeding it, Captain Crunch?

dar512 · 12-01-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

how does a tiger get cavities? what are they feeding it, Captain Crunch?

He has trouble flossing. The stuff keeps slipping through his pads.

Trilby · 12-01-2008, 10:22 AM

"The tiger used to stay always in a good mood..."

He just...snapped.

sweetwater · 12-01-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

how does a tiger get cavities? what are they feeding it, Captain Crunch?

I'm guessing it was Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.

Cloud · 12-01-2008, 02:13 PM

zing!

Flint · 12-01-2008, 02:55 PM

They're Grrreat!

Shawnee123 · 12-01-2008, 03:04 PM

Yeah, just grate

Eclipse · 12-01-2008, 05:04 PM

"And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eyeeeeee .... of the tiger"

Elspode · 12-01-2008, 08:24 PM

Or, in this case, the eyeteeth of the tiger.

Gravdigr · 12-01-2008, 11:46 PM

QUOTE: ...They also restored the injured tooth and replaced the broken fang with 10-inch prosthesis...

I think need me one of them-there 'ten inch prosthesis' thingamajigs.

12-01-2008, 09:47 AM	#2
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12-01-2008, 10:22 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"The tiger used to stay always in a good mood..." He just...snapped. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-01-2008, 02:13 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	zing! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-01-2008, 02:55 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	They're Grrreat! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, just grate Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-01-2008, 05:04 PM	#9
Eclipse Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16	"And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all in the eyeeeeee .... of the tiger"

12-01-2008, 08:24 PM	#10
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12-01-2008, 11:46 PM	#11
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