No Jury Would Convict Me

footfootfoot · 12-22-2009, 09:03 PM

A few weeks ago my computer had a rather serious contre temps or as we say in my neighborhood, got all fucked up and shit. In the middle of three projects with looming deadlines. After a week of all nighters with about 3-4 hours sleep I re-installed the system and all the software, rebuilt my image databases. etc. etc. and managed to get the projects done only slightly, but acceptably, late.

In the process I managed to name my boot drive D: and my secondary drive where I keep my tunes, C:

No biggie, it worked ok. I also had a small problem with my printer dialogue box overflowing. Again, no biggie, I could live with that.

Fast fwd a week or two and the baby sitter is over, she's 20, a super math genius, scouted by Stanford and the CIA while she was in 10th grade, etc. I casually mention to her the drive letter issue and the dialogue box. (She works about 40hrs/wk tweaking the local HS computers, and is all "I'm going to go work for microsoft..." whatever.)

She says, "No problem, that's an easy fix, take ten minutes."

That was at 4:00pm on Saturday. by 4:30 I no longer had a functioning computer and at 9:00pm she left for the night saying she'd be back in the am to get it all right. Haven't seen her since, which is why she is still walking...

I've spent every waking hour since then re-reinstalling the entire system, all my software, fonts, passwords, everything.

My photo databases with hundreds of hours of work are gone.

I am trying to see if I can resurrect them from my back-up drive, but I have some doubts about that. For some reason the back up drive is very light on files...

I've been taking solace in Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado...
...My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time
to let the punishment fit the crime
the punishment fit the crime...

My crime is forgetting that 20 year olds are not rational, responsible, or living in reality.

Nirvana · 12-22-2009, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

My crime is forgetting that 20 year olds are not rational, responsible, or living in reality.

I was just discussing this very thing with someone today! That was about a family drama something that is rife at Holiday time, drama that is but I digress....Sorry about your computer, my nephew fixes mine he is 28

zippyt · 12-22-2009, 09:29 PM

Chain and a few cinder blocks After you take the Black Bag off of her head from the Abduction !!!

Juniper · 12-22-2009, 10:02 PM

Your crime is failing to back up your files.

Never trust important files to one hard drive (or even two, in the same location). If it weren't the babysitting "genius," it could've been a fire, lightning strike, or just a simple disk crash.

I use Carbonite. Backs me up and I don't even have to think about it.

It's also nice to have more than one computer, when your career depends upon having one that works.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-23-2009, 01:17 AM

Did you pay her for baby sitting? I mean does she have bills with your fingerprints?

DanaC · 12-23-2009, 05:20 AM

a. You're right, no jury would convict you :P
b. What Juni said. Somethign I have singularly failed to learn each and every time my computer has died carrying work with it. (has happened at least twice during my undergrad years, including with my half done dissertation, and again just a few weeks ago with my thesis!)

ZenGum · 12-23-2009, 06:53 AM

Um, why is a girl genius working 40 hours per week at a high school and moonlighting as a baby sitter?

Trilby · 12-23-2009, 08:14 AM

"girl genius" lends itself to all kinds of nerdy, Nancy-Drew type images.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-23-2009, 03:41 PM

Girl Genius.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-24-2009, 02:03 AM

Meanwhile, there's the quote from the old show McCloud: "No jury in the world would convict me of anything worse than discharging a lethal weapon into a public nuisance!"

Gravdigr · 12-26-2009, 04:27 PM

Invite her for supper. Then put soap slivers in her mashed potatos.

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12-22-2009, 09:03 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No Jury Would Convict Me A few weeks ago my computer had a rather serious contre temps or as we say in my neighborhood, got all fucked up and shit. In the middle of three projects with looming deadlines. After a week of all nighters with about 3-4 hours sleep I re-installed the system and all the software, rebuilt my image databases. etc. etc. and managed to get the projects done only slightly, but acceptably, late. In the process I managed to name my boot drive D: and my secondary drive where I keep my tunes, C: No biggie, it worked ok. I also had a small problem with my printer dialogue box overflowing. Again, no biggie, I could live with that. Fast fwd a week or two and the baby sitter is over, she's 20, a super math genius, scouted by Stanford and the CIA while she was in 10th grade, etc. I casually mention to her the drive letter issue and the dialogue box. (She works about 40hrs/wk tweaking the local HS computers, and is all "I'm going to go work for microsoft..." whatever.) She says, "No problem, that's an easy fix, take ten minutes." That was at 4:00pm on Saturday. by 4:30 I no longer had a functioning computer and at 9:00pm she left for the night saying she'd be back in the am to get it all right. Haven't seen her since, which is why she is still walking... I've spent every waking hour since then re-reinstalling the entire system, all my software, fonts, passwords, everything. My photo databases with hundreds of hours of work are gone. I am trying to see if I can resurrect them from my back-up drive, but I have some doubts about that. For some reason the back up drive is very light on files... I've been taking solace in Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado... ...My object all sublime I shall achieve in time to let the punishment fit the crime the punishment fit the crime... My crime is forgetting that 20 year olds are not rational, responsible, or living in reality. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-22-2009, 09:29 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Chain and a few cinder blocks After you take the Black Bag off of her head from the Abduction !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-23-2009, 01:17 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Did you pay her for baby sitting? I mean does she have bills with your fingerprints? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-23-2009, 06:53 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Um, why is a girl genius working 40 hours per week at a high school and moonlighting as a baby sitter? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-22-2009, 10:02 PM	#4
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Your crime is failing to back up your files. Never trust important files to one hard drive (or even two, in the same location). If it weren't the babysitting "genius," it could've been a fire, lightning strike, or just a simple disk crash. I use Carbonite. Backs me up and I don't even have to think about it. It's also nice to have more than one computer, when your career depends upon having one that works.

12-23-2009, 08:14 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"girl genius" lends itself to all kinds of nerdy, Nancy-Drew type images. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-23-2009, 03:41 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Girl Genius. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-24-2009, 02:03 AM	#10
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Meanwhile, there's the quote from the old show McCloud: "No jury in the world would convict me of anything worse than discharging a lethal weapon into a public nuisance!" __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-26-2009, 04:27 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Invite her for supper. Then put soap slivers in her mashed potatos. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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