when were you conceived...

grynch · 09-14-2011, 03:37 AM

ok, none of us care about when YOUR kids were conceived... we don't want to know about your filthy perverted habits...

now... about your parents...

when were you conceived... find out using this calculator ( forget about the year... unless you were born after year 2000 )

http://www.babymed.com/conception-calculator

my own birthday is in early January so apparently I'm an April Fools Baby.

CzinZumerzet · 09-14-2011, 05:05 AM

It so happens I know this from a family anecdote. Because he was part of the army of occupation and served as a guard at the Nuremburg Trials my dad didn't return home from WW2 until 1946.

That was the first time post-war that many of the population celebrated November 5th, Guy Fawkes night, largely because the makings of fireworks weren't available and blackout regulations actually stayed in force until late in 1945. My mother later related to her sister that after a pint of bitter and a night of bonfires and fireworks my dad had 'gone off like a rocket'

!!

My birthday? July 13th 1947

grynch · 09-14-2011, 05:11 AM

*L*, nice story..

p.s.. one of my uncles ( long since gone ... RIP ) was sent by his regiment (North Nova Scotia Highlanders ) as an official observer to Nuremburg.

CzinZumerzet · 09-14-2011, 05:24 AM

My dad's long gone too but one of his duties included guarding Hesse, who was later the sole occupant of Spandau Prison, where in the 1970s he was guarded by my kid brother who followed dad into the services.

grynch · 09-14-2011, 05:32 AM

again.... nice story...either an amazing coincidence.... or your kid brother fought for that posting.

another p.s... 'ave a cider for me please.

( one of my first trips thru the west country.. couldn't tell you if it were Somerset or Devon an old boy in a pub heard my American accent and bought me a beer. He then went on to explain that when he was a 'wee lad the American soldiers stationed in his village used to give him chocolates. Buying me a pint was his way of "paying forward" )

Aliantha · 09-14-2011, 06:18 AM

I was conceived on fathers day or there abouts.

I guess Dad got what he asked for that night. lol

Sundae · 09-14-2011, 09:09 AM

I was conceived end of September, beginning of October.
My sister was six months old, and Mum had been using breast feeding as contraception...

footfootfoot · 09-14-2011, 09:38 AM

I've yet to be completely convinced.

Griff · 09-14-2011, 07:23 PM

Halloween. I'm trying not to think about it, they are my parents after all.

Gravdigr · 09-15-2011, 04:51 PM

Hah!! Popdigr got some for his birthday!!!!!! And has been punished with Me ever since.

wolf · 09-16-2011, 10:34 AM

Mid-April for me.

Spring was in the air, apparently.

Sundae · 09-16-2011, 10:58 AM

My niece was unplanned.
My sister and BIL had a romping New Year, and my sister believed she was pregnant because she forgot her pill.
So she stopped taking it, thinking it might harm her baby.
Turns out she really conceived about three weeks later...

My nephew was most likely conceived the night of my wedding - niece was shattered and zonked out. First opportunity they'd had in a while (due to previous unplannedness they lived in a one bedroom flat).

Both anecdotal, but I'm pretty sure the dates add up.

kerosene · 09-16-2011, 01:50 PM

From what I can tell, my conception was immaculate.

Sundae · 09-16-2011, 03:36 PM

You do realise that that makes you the Virgin Mary, not Jebus, don't you?

grynch · 09-16-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Mid-April for me.

Spring was in the air, apparently.

As were your mothers legs
( now get that outta yer mind )

09-14-2011, 03:37 AM	#1
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	when were you conceived... ok, none of us care about when YOUR kids were conceived... we don't want to know about your filthy perverted habits... now... about your parents... when were you conceived... find out using this calculator ( forget about the year... unless you were born after year 2000 ) http://www.babymed.com/conception-calculator my own birthday is in early January so apparently I'm an April Fools Baby.

09-14-2011, 05:05 AM	#2
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	It so happens I know this from a family anecdote. Because he was part of the army of occupation and served as a guard at the Nuremburg Trials my dad didn't return home from WW2 until 1946. That was the first time post-war that many of the population celebrated November 5th, Guy Fawkes night, largely because the makings of fireworks weren't available and blackout regulations actually stayed in force until late in 1945. My mother later related to her sister that after a pint of bitter and a night of bonfires and fireworks my dad had 'gone off like a rocket'!! My birthday? July 13th 1947 __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

09-14-2011, 05:24 AM	#4
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	My dad's long gone too but one of his duties included guarding Hesse, who was later the sole occupant of Spandau Prison, where in the 1970s he was guarded by my kid brother who followed dad into the services. __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

09-14-2011, 06:18 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I was conceived on fathers day or there abouts. I guess Dad got what he asked for that night. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-14-2011, 09:09 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was conceived end of September, beginning of October. My sister was six months old, and Mum had been using breast feeding as contraception... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-14-2011, 05:11 AM	#3
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	L, nice story.. p.s.. one of my uncles ( long since gone ... RIP ) was sent by his regiment (North Nova Scotia Highlanders ) as an official observer to Nuremburg.

09-14-2011, 05:32 AM	#5
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	again.... nice story...either an amazing coincidence.... or your kid brother fought for that posting. another p.s... 'ave a cider for me please. ( one of my first trips thru the west country.. couldn't tell you if it were Somerset or Devon an old boy in a pub heard my American accent and bought me a beer. He then went on to explain that when he was a 'wee lad the American soldiers stationed in his village used to give him chocolates. Buying me a pint was his way of "paying forward" )

09-14-2011, 09:38 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I've yet to be completely convinced. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-14-2011, 07:23 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Halloween. I'm trying not to think about it, they are my parents after all. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-15-2011, 04:51 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hah!! Popdigr got some for his birthday!!!!!! And has been punished with Me ever since. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-16-2011, 10:34 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Mid-April for me. Spring was in the air, apparently. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-16-2011, 10:58 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My niece was unplanned. My sister and BIL had a romping New Year, and my sister believed she was pregnant because she forgot her pill. So she stopped taking it, thinking it might harm her baby. Turns out she really conceived about three weeks later... My nephew was most likely conceived the night of my wedding - niece was shattered and zonked out. First opportunity they'd had in a while (due to previous unplannedness they lived in a one bedroom flat). Both anecdotal, but I'm pretty sure the dates add up. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-16-2011, 01:50 PM	#13
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	From what I can tell, my conception was immaculate.

09-16-2011, 03:36 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You do realise that that makes you the Virgin Mary, not Jebus, don't you? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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