Bath Tissue

busterb · 12-08-2011, 11:25 AM

Is that PC speak for shit paper?

I saw a sale flier, that had a deal, 4 rolls for $3.9?. That's a buck a roll. Also towels for around 2 bucks a roll.
Perhaps it's Artisan hand crafted, like the artisan buns from BK.

COMEON MAN !! wtf.

BTW Artisan bread got About 1,810,000 results on G. FWIW

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infinite monkey · 12-08-2011, 11:34 AM

HAHAHAHAAA!

Seriously, living alone, tiny little rolls in a 6 pack for like a buck something. No stupid cartoon bears are running around praising it's ass-wiping abilities, no overly cutesy child is smiling from comfort and safety, no grumpy husbands have an idiotic looking drooling countenance as if angels had fallen from heaven. No pillows or puffs or balls of cotton and rainbows.

It's just TP. You get from it what you put into it.

Pete Zicato · 12-08-2011, 11:35 AM

That's a new one on me, Buster.

It'd have to be made out of silk to be worth that kind of money.

Though now that I think of it, one of the few good parts in Matrix Reloaded:

"Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. ... It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2011, 12:35 PM

I did pay a buck a roll for a couple cases one year. Passed them out at work for Christmas.

Sundae · 12-08-2011, 04:35 PM

50p a roll sounds right to me.

HungLikeJesus · 12-08-2011, 09:05 PM

Well, how many sheets do you get per roll?

Undertoad · 12-09-2011, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTFY

Well, how many shits do you get per roll?

Some brands require more sheets per shit!...

HungLikeJesus · 12-09-2011, 07:25 AM

I was using the Latin American pronunciation.

busterb · 12-09-2011, 11:11 AM

The prices are from Fred's, the low price leader. Towels are basic, which is to say 1/2 rolls. IMHO. 52
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GunMaster357 · 12-09-2011, 04:23 PM

Try out this one...

UncaDollas · 12-13-2011, 04:14 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 12-14-2011, 01:26 AM

Hot Link.

Gravdigr · 12-14-2011, 04:36 AM

Momdigr brought in some John Wayne toilet paper the other day.

What's John Wayne toilet paper, you ask?

It don't take shit off nobody.

12-08-2011, 11:25 AM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Bath Tissue Is that PC speak for shit paper? I saw a sale flier, that had a deal, 4 rolls for $3.9?. That's a buck a roll. Also towels for around 2 bucks a roll. Perhaps it's Artisan hand crafted, like the artisan buns from BK. COMEON MAN !! wtf. BTW Artisan bread got About 1,810,000 results on G. FWIW 51 __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-08-2011, 11:35 AM	#3
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	That's a new one on me, Buster. It'd have to be made out of silk to be worth that kind of money. Though now that I think of it, one of the few good parts in Matrix Reloaded: "Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. ... It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it." __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I did pay a buck a roll for a couple cases one year. Passed them out at work for Christmas. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-08-2011, 04:35 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	50p a roll sounds right to me. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-08-2011, 09:05 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Well, how many sheets do you get per roll? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-08-2011, 11:34 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	HAHAHAHAAA! Seriously, living alone, tiny little rolls in a 6 pack for like a buck something. No stupid cartoon bears are running around praising it's ass-wiping abilities, no overly cutesy child is smiling from comfort and safety, no grumpy husbands have an idiotic looking drooling countenance as if angels had fallen from heaven. No pillows or puffs or balls of cotton and rainbows. It's just TP. You get from it what you put into it.

12-09-2011, 07:25 AM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I was using the Latin American pronunciation. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-09-2011, 11:11 AM	#9
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	The prices are from Fred's, the low price leader. Towels are basic, which is to say 1/2 rolls. IMHO. 52 __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-09-2011, 04:23 PM	#10
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Try out this one... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

12-13-2011, 04:14 PM	#11
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12-14-2011, 01:26 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hot Link. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-14-2011, 04:36 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Momdigr brought in some John Wayne toilet paper the other day. What's John Wayne toilet paper, you ask? It don't take shit off nobody. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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