Spiritual Prude

footfootfoot · 06-13-2012, 08:13 PM

Those nuns' habits are too revealing.

BigV · 06-13-2012, 08:20 PM

Especially that Sister Josephine!

Quote:

SISTER JOSEPHINE
(Jake Thackray)

Recorded by : Jake Thackray; Colcannon; The MacCalmans.

Oh, Sister Josephine
What do all these policemen mean
By coming to the convent in a grim limousine
After Sister Josephine?

While you, Sister Josephine
You sit with your boots up on the altar screen
You smoke one last cigar
What a funny nun you are

The policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise
Big bad Norman - fifteen years on the run
The sisters disbelieve it: No, that can't be Josephine
Just think about her tenderness towards the younger nuns

Oh, Sister Josephine
They're searching the chapel where you've been seen
The nooks and the crannies of the nun's canteen
After Sister Josephine

While you, Sister Josephine
You sip one farewell Benedictine
Before your au revoir
A right funny nun you are

Admittedly her hands are big and hairy
And embellished with a curious tattoo
Admittedly her voice is on the deep side
And she seems to shave more often than the other sisters do

Oh, Sister Josephine
Founder of the convent pontoon team
They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines
After Sister Josephine

While you, Sister Josephine
You give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine
To the convent budgerigar
A bloody funny nun you are

No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers
Nor her lustful moanings fill the stilly night
No more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell
No longer will the cloister toilet seat stand upright

Oh, Sister Josephine
Slipping through their fingers like vaseline
Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline
After Sister Josephine

While you, Sister Josephine
Sprinting through the suburbs when last seen
Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary
A right funny nun you seem to be

footfootfoot · 06-13-2012, 08:22 PM

word!

BigV · 06-13-2012, 08:26 PM

and not much more!

footfootfoot · 06-13-2012, 08:27 PM

Well, it was only the beginning...

JBKlyde · 06-13-2012, 08:32 PM

why do you keep cloning my threads??

BigV · 06-13-2012, 08:37 PM

Deru kugi wa utareru

footfootfoot · 06-13-2012, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

why do you keep cloning my threads??

Because they are awesome!

monster · 06-13-2012, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

why do you keep cloning my threads??

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Because they are awesome!

hey wait, I cloned the last one! or is that "you' borg-style?

in which case my answer is I'm making lemonade.

infinite monkey · 06-13-2012, 11:29 PM

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery jbk. And your thread titles are mucho cloneable.

I will be over here having some of monster's lemonade and giggling, and hope you do the same.

monster · 06-13-2012, 11:45 PM

who told you I spiked it?

infinite monkey · 06-13-2012, 11:52 PM

I have a sick (sic) sense about such things.

monster · 06-13-2012, 11:53 PM

I spiked ur cheerios too...

infinite monkey · 06-13-2012, 11:56 PM

No wonder I've been so cheerioful.

06-13-2012, 08:13 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Spiritual Prude Those nuns' habits are too revealing. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-13-2012, 08:22 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	word! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-13-2012, 08:26 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	and not much more! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-13-2012, 08:27 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Well, it was only the beginning... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-13-2012, 08:37 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Deru kugi wa utareru __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-13-2012, 08:32 PM	#6
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	why do you keep cloning my threads??

06-13-2012, 11:29 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery jbk. And your thread titles are mucho cloneable. I will be over here having some of monster's lemonade and giggling, and hope you do the same.

06-13-2012, 11:45 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	who told you I spiked it? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-13-2012, 11:52 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I have a sick (sic) sense about such things.

06-13-2012, 11:53 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I spiked ur cheerios too... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-13-2012, 11:56 PM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No wonder I've been so cheerioful.

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