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Old 12-05-2012, 02:10 AM   #1
jimhelm
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Knock knock

Stupid fun lifted from book face.

Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care....

Knock knock
Who's there
Helm
Helm who?
Helm ake you sorry you asked!

Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea.
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:27 AM   #2
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knock knock
who's there
V
V who?
...
V vish you a merry christmas
V vish you a merry christmas
V VISH you a merry christmas
und a happy new year!

....

posted not on land but at sea, f'reals
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:39 AM   #3
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gum
Gum who?
Gum inside, it's cold out there.

Yeah, it's weak.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:38 AM   #4
Griff
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Griff
Griff who?
Grifters git yer gun!

um yeah, still weak.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:33 AM   #5
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Infi
Infi who?
Infi minutes imma bust down yo door!
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:39 AM   #6
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Fobble
Fobble who?

Fobble Lobble La, La la la la!
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:49 AM   #7
Sundae
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry
Cherry who?
Cherry Garcia!

Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream.
It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously.

You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:49 AM   #8
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Knock knock
who's there?
glatt
glatt who?
glatt to meet you.


That right there is comic gold.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:50 AM   #9
Sundae
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Fried gold, Glatt.
A slice of.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:54 AM   #10
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Infi
Infi who?
Infi minutes imma bust down yo door!
Quote:
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Knock knock
who's there?
glatt
glatt who?
glatt to meet you.


That right there is comic gold.
I know, right?
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:00 AM   #11
footfootfoot
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Foot
Foot who?
Foot for thought.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:39 AM   #12
Spexxvet
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Knock knock
whose their (for infi)?
Spexx
Spexx who?
Spexx um of you to laugh at this

Lucky for you, I won't be here all week
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:39 AM   #13
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Can we write some for other people? Too late...

Knock knock (on foto-mat door)
Who's there?
Sundae
Sundae who?
Sundae my prints will come!
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:40 AM   #14
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Knock knock
whose their (for infi)?
Spexx
Spexx who?
Spexx um of you to laugh at this

Lucky for you, I won't be here all week
I larfed!
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:42 AM   #15
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lighter
Lighter who?
Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C.
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