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03-30-2018, 07:40 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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Now I KNOW I'm old...
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03-31-2018, 03:08 PM | #2 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Ikr?
Fucking terrifying.
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03-31-2018, 03:53 PM | #3 |
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I think he looks pretty good for almost 71.
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04-01-2018, 09:51 AM | #4 |
still says videotape
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"I'm back."
Well played sir.
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04-20-2018, 12:18 AM | #5 |
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My Grandad used to say you know you're getting old when policemen look like kids.
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04-20-2018, 12:47 PM | #6 |
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Well, shit.
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04-23-2018, 11:56 AM | #7 |
I can hear my ears
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know how I know you're old?
you take your shoes off an put slippers on when you come inside you have reading glasses in every room of the house You listen to ColdPlay
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04-23-2018, 07:36 PM | #8 |
I hear them call the tide
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I literally don't do any of those things. I must still be totally a teenager! sick.
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04-23-2018, 07:38 PM | #9 |
I hear them call the tide
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...or maybe I don't do them because I can't remember where I live and so never go inside? :/ :p
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04-24-2018, 02:38 AM | #10 |
I can hear my ears
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You know how I know you're old?
You have a pill organizer You get excited when it's clean sheet night You don't care if someone is wrong on the internet.
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04-24-2018, 03:42 PM | #11 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Oh shit, I'm ancient.
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04-24-2018, 04:30 PM | #12 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Yeah - I relate to a frightening percentage of that list :P
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04-24-2018, 04:31 PM | #13 |
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with exception of the Cold Play line, these are all based on my reality.
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04-24-2018, 04:34 PM | #14 |
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Mr. Clod is getting LASIK tomorrow because he was already nearsighted when the reading glasses phase kicked in, and the progressive lenses gave him constant headaches even though he tried for six months to get used to them. So now he's correcting the nearsightedness so he can drop back down to just one type of glasses again.
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04-24-2018, 06:13 PM | #15 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!
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