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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I have named your stairs
If you don't have any in your home, tough.
From the entrance level, stairs that go up shall be named thusly: 1: Potato 2: Duck 3: Musketeer 4: Skin 5: Alive 6: Sex 7: Down 8: Snowman 9: Cat 10: Der 11: Legs 12: Eggs 13: monster ...And stairs that go down..... 1: Day 2: Laxative 3: Imelda 4: Tune 5: Vwls 6: T9 7: Reflex 8: Infinite 9: No 10: Boris 11: Oneteen 12: Poodles 13: Hand Basket If you have 14+ stairs in any one flight, you are weird and live in a lighthouse and all remaining stairs are called Bob. Except for that one.
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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You've solved my problem before I recognized it.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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This checks out. I know a guy who used to work in this field.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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You don't wait for a cut before buying a bandaid, good to have this information in your bug-out bag.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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That's a much better stairs naming scheme than mine which bears only a slight resemblance to yours:
1: Potato 2: Potato 3: Potato 4: 5: Potato 6: Potato 7: Potato More... |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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1) Potatoetoetoe 2) DuckDuckGoose 3) Foot 4) Skinskinskinskin 5) ToesToesToes 6) 7) DownDownGetOnDown 8) Snowwoman 9) Miaownoevil 10) DerDerDer 11) LegLegLeg 12) FuckFuckFuck 13) Be Afraid
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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How can stairs be more than one syllable?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Well, some of our stairs were not built by expert craftspeople such as yourself. Some identify as more than one syllable. Some are old. Some are so good one needs to linger on them or the memory of them lingers. Some dream of a life in politics. Some are in rooms that create echoes. And some are in The Southern States of the USA, where nothing has only one syllable.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Ayup.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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...for those folks, I have renamed your Stayers.
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still says videotape
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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But did you hear the tragic story of the lighthouse keeper who ran up the stairs too fast and screwed himself into the ceiling?
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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WTF is all this about?
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Stares.
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