What's the WORST song ever?

garnet · 08-14-2004, 07:19 PM

Don't know if you guys have had this thread on here recently....but I just heard "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez on the radio. That has got to be the most assinine, annoying song ever. And now it's stuck in my head! I can't take it!

Trilby · 08-14-2004, 09:43 PM

MmmmmmmmBop-Hanson lads. Worst catchy song ever.
CanonBall-the Breeders. Best catchy song ever.

smoothmoniker · 08-14-2004, 10:04 PM

"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la, la laaaaa laaa laaa

-sm

xoxoxoBruce · 08-14-2004, 10:12 PM

Worst Heh heh heh
Second place goes to "Teen Angel".

TheSnake · 08-14-2004, 10:26 PM

"Tropical Hot Dog Night" by Captain Beefheart is simultaneously the worst and greatest song of all time.

If you've never heard it, I highly recommend a listen.

garnet · 08-14-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Worst Heh heh heh
Second place goes to "Teen Angel".

I like Banana Phone! Kinda catchy, and I like the singing skunks--they're damn cute! Although I imagine it could become pretty aggravating. What's "Teen Angel"? Don't know that one!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-14-2004, 10:39 PM

TEEN ANGEL
First Verse
That fate-ful night the car was stalled
up-on the rail- road track
I pulled you out and we were safe
but you went run - ning back___

CHORUS
Teen An - gel, can you hear me
Teen An - gel can you see__ me
Are you some - where up a -bove
and am I still your own__true love

Second Verse
What was it you were look-ing for
that took your life that night
They said they found my high school ring
clutched in your fin -gers tight____

REPEAT CHORUS
Just sweet six - teen and now you're gone,
they've tak - en you a - way
I'll nev - er kiss your lips a - gain,
they bur - ied you to - day____

REPEAT CHORUSWords and Music by Jean Surrey & Red Surrey

Maybe Jinx will tell you how those singing badgers can wear you down.

garnet · 08-14-2004, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Maybe Jinx will tell you how those singing badgers can wear you down.

Yeah, they are badgers I guess. The scary part is that I just listened to it it about 14 times.

Undertoad · 08-14-2004, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

That song makes much more sense when you find out it was originally a lullaby sung to her daughter, Maya Rudolph.

Undertoad · 08-14-2004, 11:38 PM

I wasn't around for "Teen Angel" so I'll nominate another Death-Rock classic, "Run Joey Run", in which the singer is going to be shot dead by the dad of the girl he knocked up.

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over
My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door
I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy
He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so

Run Joey Run Joey Run
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place
She ran to me, with tear-filled eyes, and bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT!
Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red,
and heres the last words Julie said...

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh
ahhhh....ahhhhh

Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run

perth · 08-14-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu
Is easy 'cuz your beautiful.

la la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la, la laaaaa laaa laaa

-sm

Know what? I hate you. It's gonna take weeks to get that outta my head again.

Nothing But Net · 08-15-2004, 12:05 AM

"Muskrat Love" by the Captain and Tenielle.

This abomination haunted sorority houses throughout the late '70s.

If I ever hear it again I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

elSicomoro · 08-15-2004, 12:18 AM

"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone

08-15-2004, 01:01 AM

ANYTHING John Denver ever sang. "Rocky Mountain hype... Blah, blah, blah." "Thank God I'm a country boy." Thank God, he's gone!

Oh, yeah, Bruce. I was around for "teen angel," too.

Trilby · 08-15-2004, 08:36 AM

Thanks a lot, Bruce. I've been singing BANANAPHONE all morning. And I get up early!

Plus, I can't help feeling that the line, "...it ain't no pony" is merely used as a gratuitous rhyming device for the line "...it's no balogney". It doesn't really add to the information about the BANANAPHONE.

08-14-2004, 07:19 PM	#1
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	What's the WORST song ever? Don't know if you guys have had this thread on here recently....but I just heard "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez on the radio. That has got to be the most assinine, annoying song ever. And now it's stuck in my head! I can't take it!

08-14-2004, 10:04 PM	#3
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	"luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvving youuuuuuuuuuu Is easy 'cuz your beautiful. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, la laaaaa laaa laaa -sm __________________ to live and die in LA

08-14-2004, 10:12 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Worst Heh heh heh Second place goes to "Teen Angel". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-14-2004, 10:39 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	TEEN ANGEL First Verse That fate-ful night the car was stalled up-on the rail- road track I pulled you out and we were safe but you went run - ning back___ CHORUS Teen An - gel, can you hear me Teen An - gel can you see__ me Are you some - where up a -bove and am I still your own__true love Second Verse What was it you were look-ing for that took your life that night They said they found my high school ring clutched in your fin -gers tight____ REPEAT CHORUS Just sweet six - teen and now you're gone, they've tak - en you a - way I'll nev - er kiss your lips a - gain, they bur - ied you to - day____ REPEAT CHORUSWords and Music by Jean Surrey & Red Surrey Maybe Jinx will tell you how those singing badgers can wear you down. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2004, 01:01 AM	#14
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	ANYTHING John Denver ever sang. "Rocky Mountain hype... Blah, blah, blah." "Thank God I'm a country boy." Thank God, he's gone! Oh, yeah, Bruce. I was around for "teen angel," too. Last edited by marichiko; 08-15-2004 at 01:04 AM.

08-14-2004, 09:43 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	MmmmmmmmBop-Hanson lads. Worst catchy song ever. CanonBall-the Breeders. Best catchy song ever.

08-14-2004, 10:26 PM	#5
TheSnake Resident President Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 83	"Tropical Hot Dog Night" by Captain Beefheart is simultaneously the worst and greatest song of all time. If you've never heard it, I highly recommend a listen.

08-14-2004, 11:38 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I wasn't around for "Teen Angel" so I'll nominate another Death-Rock classic, "Run Joey Run", in which the singer is going to be shot dead by the dad of the girl he knocked up. Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so Run Joey Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place She ran to me, with tear-filled eyes, and bruises on her face All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT! Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red, and heres the last words Julie said... Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh ahhhh....ahhhhh Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run

08-15-2004, 12:05 AM	#12
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	"Muskrat Love" by the Captain and Tenielle. This abomination haunted sorority houses throughout the late '70s. If I ever hear it again I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

08-15-2004, 12:18 AM	#13
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone

08-15-2004, 08:36 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Thanks a lot, Bruce. I've been singing BANANAPHONE all morning. And I get up early! Plus, I can't help feeling that the line, "...it ain't no pony" is merely used as a gratuitous rhyming device for the line "...it's no balogney". It doesn't really add to the information about the BANANAPHONE. Last edited by Trilby; 08-15-2004 at 08:53 AM.

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