How to get fired...ABC style - Page 3

lumberjim · 09-17-2019, 12:10 PM

See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.

Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him.

See?

Dude111 · 09-17-2019, 04:41 PM

X - Xamin your bosses desk and decide what YOU DONT LIKE and end up throwing out important stuff he needs w/o realising and tell him your sorry for costing the company 1000s of dollars.... Then start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise

Y

monster · 09-17-2019, 06:05 PM

Yodel an entire presentation to a new client

Z

captainhook455 · 09-17-2019, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.

Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him.

See?

All this thinking is making my head hurt.

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lumberjim · 09-17-2019, 06:44 PM

Z. Zuul.

There is only Zuul

monster · 09-17-2019, 10:52 PM

You know when you go into a grocery store and you here pages for staff ..."James in Maintenance, please come to customer service..."...? We're not very circumspect with our pages... We used to have an office manager called Dana. After a while (but only after a while) we tired of pages for her being followed by a page about there being no Dana..... Apparently employees visiting our store are horrified by our lack of respect for the Holy Paging System. Customers generally giggle though. The worst offender is the store director. Who sometimes pages himself.

Jumberlim killed the thread tho. Bye Thread.

lumberjim · 09-18-2019, 10:09 AM

AA

Approach boss
Ask him to fire you

BB

Dude111 · 08-13-2020, 10:32 PM

Borrow your bosses car keys and smash the car into a pole and exit the vechile before the cops get there thus leaving him with the big clean up bill;call him @ 2am and fill him in..

C

Griff · 08-14-2020, 07:52 AM

Copy your Cubemate's mileage sheets
Collect stupid prizes.

DD

Dude111 · 08-14-2020, 06:33 PM

Dose your bosses office in motor oil and call him snd say you left him a nice present...

E

jaminhealth · 10-06-2020, 10:36 PM

Eavesdrop on the bosses

F

Dude111 · 10-07-2020, 12:48 AM

Fire almost everyone by forging the bosses name ona company letter.. When the boss comes in and you accidently forget to hide the letter you sent,start calling him every name you can think;demand a raise..... Seal the deal by ringing him at 2am and yelling

G

jaminhealth · 10-07-2020, 02:17 PM

Gab about the boss to a person you thought was a friend, been that route....learned my LESSON.

H

jaminhealth · 10-08-2020, 03:44 PM

Hey Dude, are you MIA....miss you guy.

Dude111 · 10-10-2020, 12:19 AM

Have a party in your bosses office and end up trashing the whole office

I

09-17-2019, 12:10 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W. Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him. See? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-17-2019, 06:05 PM	#33
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yodel an entire presentation to a new client Z __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-17-2019, 06:44 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Z. Zuul. There is only Zuul __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-17-2019, 10:52 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You know when you go into a grocery store and you here pages for staff ..."James in Maintenance, please come to customer service..."...? We're not very circumspect with our pages... We used to have an office manager called Dana. After a while (but only after a while) we tired of pages for her being followed by a page about there being no Dana..... Apparently employees visiting our store are horrified by our lack of respect for the Holy Paging System. Customers generally giggle though. The worst offender is the store director. Who sometimes pages himself. Jumberlim killed the thread tho. Bye Thread. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-18-2019, 10:09 AM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	AA Approach boss Ask him to fire you BB __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-17-2019, 04:41 PM	#32
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	X - Xamin your bosses desk and decide what YOU DONT LIKE and end up throwing out important stuff he needs w/o realising and tell him your sorry for costing the company 1000s of dollars.... Then start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise Y

08-13-2020, 10:32 PM	#38
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Borrow your bosses car keys and smash the car into a pole and exit the vechile before the cops get there thus leaving him with the big clean up bill;call him @ 2am and fill him in.. C

08-14-2020, 07:52 AM	#39
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Copy your Cubemate's mileage sheets Collect stupid prizes. DD __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-14-2020, 06:33 PM	#40
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Dose your bosses office in motor oil and call him snd say you left him a nice present... E

10-06-2020, 10:36 PM	#41
jaminhealth Banned Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Santa Monica CA Posts: 226	Eavesdrop on the bosses F

10-07-2020, 12:48 AM	#42
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Fire almost everyone by forging the bosses name ona company letter.. When the boss comes in and you accidently forget to hide the letter you sent,start calling him every name you can think;demand a raise..... Seal the deal by ringing him at 2am and yelling G

10-07-2020, 02:17 PM	#43
jaminhealth Banned Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Santa Monica CA Posts: 226	Gab about the boss to a person you thought was a friend, been that route....learned my LESSON. H

10-08-2020, 03:44 PM	#44
jaminhealth Banned Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Santa Monica CA Posts: 226	Hey Dude, are you MIA....miss you guy.

10-10-2020, 12:19 AM	#45
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Have a party in your bosses office and end up trashing the whole office I

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