The harder you are, the smarter this is

lumberjim · 07-03-2007, 07:13 PM

anyone ever tried viagra that they really didn't need?

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For millions of men who suffer from varying levels of impotence, Viagra has been a godsend. But for millions of others, it's become the recreational drug of choice.
Everybody wants some. I want some, too. That's why I'm perched on an examination-room table, head bowed, shoulders slumped, feigning what I imagine to be some semblance of impotence, hoping to wheedle my doctor out of a Viagra prescription.
For millions of men who actually suffer from some sort of impotence -- or erectile dysfunction (ED), as it has come to be known -- Viagra and similar drugs, such as Levitra and Cialis, developed within the past decade have been a godsend, dramatically raising long-dormant members.
However, for millions of other men who have no trouble "getting it up," Viagra has become the recreational drug of choice. Such usage is challenging cultural notions of sexual intimacy, the practice of medicine and what it means to be a man.
I fall into this latter group of men, those who have no problem with erectile dysfunction. Even if I had a problem, I probably wouldn't tell you. Such is the nature of the beast, and, like many men, I've been curious about Viagra since it hit the market. In a culture where sexual prowess is akin to currency, who wouldn't want to fatten their wallet -- particularly when everybody else is doing it? Which is why I'm perfectly willing to lie to score some little blue pills.

elSicomoro · 07-03-2007, 07:21 PM

Nah...the four-hour erection part is certainly intriguing, but I'll pass.

lumberjim · 07-03-2007, 07:35 PM

i think you just burn it with a match if that happens.

elSicomoro · 07-03-2007, 07:38 PM

On one hand, it would rock to have a hardon for 4 hours. But imagine if you had other stuff to do...walking around in public with one sucks!

lumberjim · 07-03-2007, 07:56 PM

i'll tell you a secret about me and my psychic cock.

everymorning...almost...when i get to work, my little friend perks up.

used to do it on the school bus. 2 minutes from arrival.

now, you may say that it's me doing it....like i have some wierd thing going where i get hard in anticipation of getting to where i'm going...or some goofy shit. BUT!
When I used to deliver furniture, I was the rider. Rob would drive, and very often, he would know where the stop ws, so i wsnt navigating or nuthin.....and it would know before i did that arrival was imminent. Not every time, but enough times for me to decide that i have a psychic pud.

now you probably think i'm wierd

DanaC · 07-03-2007, 08:18 PM

No....I thought you were weird, now I know you are weird:P

seakdivers · 07-04-2007, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

now you probably think i'm wierd

No. I think you are weird.

Spexxvet · 07-12-2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'll tell you a secret about me and my psychic cock.

everymorning...almost...when i get to work, my little friend perks up.

used to do it on the school bus. 2 minutes from arrival.

now, you may say that it's me doing it....like i have some wierd thing going where i get hard in anticipation of getting to where i'm going...or some goofy shit. BUT!
When I used to deliver furniture, I was the rider. Rob would drive, and very often, he would know where the stop ws, so i wsnt navigating or nuthin.....and it would know before i did that arrival was imminent. Not every time, but enough times for me to decide that i have a psychic pud.

now you probably think i'm wierd

Do you dowse with it, too?

barefoot serpent · 07-12-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

On one hand, it would rock to have a hardon for 4 hours.

you'd be better off using both...

...and just in time! Welcome to our newest member

Rhianne · 07-13-2007, 07:21 PM

I want to know more about Jim's phychic cock.

seakdivers · 07-13-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

I want to know more about Jim's phychic cock.

Would that be pronounced fy-chick or fy-sheek?

Oh - welcome to the cellar!

Rhianne · 07-13-2007, 08:19 PM

Ah yes, haha, isn't it wonderful what a little alcohol will do!

Where the hell is the edit post button?

Obviously it's his [i]psychic[i] cock I want to know about. His incy-wincy little psychic cock...

Rhianne · 07-13-2007, 08:21 PM

I'm only having fun - and I know you guys care about this stuff so delete "incy-wincy" and insert 'immense'.

Sort out the italic thing while you're there...

Rexmons · 07-13-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i think you just burn it with a match if that happens.

and some people to get it up

lumberjim · 07-13-2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

Ah yes, haha, isn't it wonderful what a little alcohol will do!

Where the hell is the edit post button?

Obviously it's his [i]psychic[i] cock I want to know about. His incy-wincy little psychic cock...

it might be small.....but it knows about the hobo you killed and buried in your aunt's garden.

really..it's not small....i'm just so fucking huge that by comparison.....

oh, who am i kidding....it's only 2 inches....

...from the ground.

07-03-2007, 07:35 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i think you just burn it with a match if that happens. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-03-2007, 07:56 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'll tell you a secret about me and my psychic cock. everymorning...almost...when i get to work, my little friend perks up. used to do it on the school bus. 2 minutes from arrival. now, you may say that it's me doing it....like i have some wierd thing going where i get hard in anticipation of getting to where i'm going...or some goofy shit. BUT! When I used to deliver furniture, I was the rider. Rob would drive, and very often, he would know where the stop ws, so i wsnt navigating or nuthin.....and it would know before i did that arrival was imminent. Not every time, but enough times for me to decide that i have a psychic pud. now you probably think i'm wierd __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-03-2007, 07:21 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Nah...the four-hour erection part is certainly intriguing, but I'll pass.

07-03-2007, 07:38 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	On one hand, it would rock to have a hardon for 4 hours. But imagine if you had other stuff to do...walking around in public with one sucks!

07-03-2007, 08:18 PM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	No....I thought you were weird, now I know you are weird:P

07-13-2007, 07:21 PM	#10
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I want to know more about Jim's phychic cock.

07-13-2007, 08:19 PM	#12
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Ah yes, haha, isn't it wonderful what a little alcohol will do! Where the hell is the edit post button? Obviously it's his [i]psychic[i] cock I want to know about. His incy-wincy little psychic cock...

07-13-2007, 08:21 PM	#13
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I'm only having fun - and I know you guys care about this stuff so delete "incy-wincy" and insert 'immense'. Sort out the italic thing while you're there...

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