Cars for sale!

fargon · 08-03-2007, 11:26 PM

I am selling my '87 chrysler Le Baron convertable For $100.00
This is a good car. Minor damage on grille and front plastic, Top is almost new and works good.

'87 Dodge Ram 150 Le new engine 318CID needs trans.
A/C works. $200.00

Send me a PM and I will contact you , MUST Sell Soon!!!

Flint · 08-03-2007, 11:47 PM

I have some shitty cars, too. Wanna trade? I'm sure my neighbors would appreciate some new scenery on my front lawn.

Weird Harold · 08-04-2007, 05:26 AM

I have a 1962 14' fiberglass boat for sale. The 1972 40 hp Johnson outboard motor runs, but the lower unit needs $800-$1,000 work on it. The fiberglass of the boat is all crackly. If you want a project to restore, or if you have a motor, and want a real cheap boat, and you just want to have fun, and not worry about the kids getting mud on the seats, etc., this is for you. Also the trailer's axle is bent, and it goes through tires like crazy, so you would have to fix that, unless you live close to the water. I live 35 miles from where I launch, and get 5 or 6 round trips out of a set. You can start the bidding at $101.00

fargon · 08-04-2007, 09:20 AM

Have I just started eCellar?

Uisge Beatha · 08-04-2007, 10:14 AM

You know, fargon, I think you have. Say, uh.....if you're looking to sell some shares, I'd love to get in on the ground floor.

Shawnee123 · 08-04-2007, 10:39 AM

I have an old fork. You have to meet the reserve price, of course. And a can opener, the manual kind. And a parchment with an image of the Virgin Mary. That's more expensive. Please leave seller feedback. Or leave the Cellar a feedbag.

fargon · 08-04-2007, 11:03 AM

If you send me $10.00USD in cash I will send you a stock certificate.

elSicomoro · 08-04-2007, 12:38 PM

Fargon, I am interested in the LeBaron. I sent you a PM.

Deuce · 08-04-2007, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I have an old fork. You have to meet the reserve price, of course. And a can opener, the manual kind. And a parchment with an image of the Virgin Mary. That's more expensive. Please leave seller feedback. Or leave the Cellar a feedbag.

Shawnee123: I have seen a picture of your face, if it was made the same time as your fork, it can't be that old. As to the price, I definitely have reservations about paying to meet any lady's fork, but thanks just the same.

Shawnee123 · 08-04-2007, 03:00 PM

Well you wascally wabbit!

But as mentioned in another thread, I am 87. I just look really good for my age. :p

Crimson Ghost · 08-04-2007, 05:12 PM

Just don't confuse the Poli-Grip™ for the KY.

Sundae · 08-04-2007, 05:31 PM

I am prepared to sell my used knickers.

They have a number of uses:

wash them and give them to the woman in your life
furtively inhale my musky scent and imagine you're in my overheated bedroom
leave them on the backseat of your car as the first move towards a divorce
use as a generous parachute for your child's action toys

Forget Japanese schoolgirl panties - these are bigger and therefore better.

Winning bid includes a free soapy tit massage.
Collection only.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2007, 06:21 PM

I bid $100.

fargon · 08-04-2007, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I bid $100.

I had thought about charging $100 a swat with a hammer, but I am not mad at the cars.
I will accept your bid, come and get it. A free taco with every car sold.

wolf · 08-04-2007, 11:54 PM

I'm fairly sure he's bidding on Sundae Girl's knickers, but you never know. He's into cars too. In a different way, as far as I am aware.

08-03-2007, 11:26 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Cars for sale! I am selling my '87 chrysler Le Baron convertable For $100.00 This is a good car. Minor damage on grille and front plastic, Top is almost new and works good. '87 Dodge Ram 150 Le new engine 318CID needs trans. A/C works. $200.00 Send me a PM and I will contact you , MUST Sell Soon!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-03-2007, 11:47 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I have some shitty cars, too. Wanna trade? I'm sure my neighbors would appreciate some new scenery on my front lawn. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-04-2007, 05:26 AM	#3
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	I have a 1962 14' fiberglass boat for sale. The 1972 40 hp Johnson outboard motor runs, but the lower unit needs $800-$1,000 work on it. The fiberglass of the boat is all crackly. If you want a project to restore, or if you have a motor, and want a real cheap boat, and you just want to have fun, and not worry about the kids getting mud on the seats, etc., this is for you. Also the trailer's axle is bent, and it goes through tires like crazy, so you would have to fix that, unless you live close to the water. I live 35 miles from where I launch, and get 5 or 6 round trips out of a set. You can start the bidding at $101.00 __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-04-2007, 09:20 AM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Have I just started eCellar? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. Last edited by fargon; 08-04-2007 at 09:32 AM.

08-04-2007, 10:39 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have an old fork. You have to meet the reserve price, of course. And a can opener, the manual kind. And a parchment with an image of the Virgin Mary. That's more expensive. Please leave seller feedback. Or leave the Cellar a feedbag. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-04-2007, 10:14 AM	#5
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	You know, fargon, I think you have. Say, uh.....if you're looking to sell some shares, I'd love to get in on the ground floor.

08-04-2007, 11:03 AM	#7
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	If you send me $10.00USD in cash I will send you a stock certificate. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-04-2007, 12:38 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Fargon, I am interested in the LeBaron. I sent you a PM.

08-04-2007, 03:00 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well you wascally wabbit! But as mentioned in another thread, I am 87. I just look really good for my age. :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-04-2007, 05:12 PM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Just don't confuse the Poli-Grip™ for the KY. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-04-2007, 05:31 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I am prepared to sell my used knickers. They have a number of uses: wash them and give them to the woman in your life furtively inhale my musky scent and imagine you're in my overheated bedroom leave them on the backseat of your car as the first move towards a divorce use as a generous parachute for your child's action toys Forget Japanese schoolgirl panties - these are bigger and therefore better. Winning bid includes a free soapy tit massage. Collection only. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-04-2007, 06:21 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I bid $100. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-04-2007, 11:54 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm fairly sure he's bidding on Sundae Girl's knickers, but you never know. He's into cars too. In a different way, as far as I am aware. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 08-04-2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason: mild redundancy

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