Toot your horn

busterb · 08-19-2007, 10:46 PM

I'll start this thread. But I've always been told, in a bull shit deal. The first liar doesn't stand a chance. I'll wait.
So someone blow their horn.
We have people from all walks of life here in the cellar.
I'm guessing Dr's, professionals, like IT, sales, management, lab work, truck drivers, pilots, drunks, perverts, jesus freaks and don't forget the sob driving the ugly mini-bus. Sorry, can't spell the color.
Any lawyers have so far, have remained incognito??

Hell, we're just like the senate or congress.
So, some among us haven't been too bashful about jumping into threads with all their great worldly feats.
So let it rip.

lumberjim · 08-19-2007, 10:55 PM

i can tear a phone book in half

zippyt · 08-19-2007, 11:10 PM

I set 2 truck scales in less than 4 hours once !!

Cloud · 08-19-2007, 11:48 PM

My worldly feets both have eyes tattooed on them.

I cannot tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

BUT!

I love to give head anyway.

yesman065 · 08-20-2007, 12:06 AM

I redid my kitchen without having any prior experience and it came out awesome. Refinished all the cabinets, installed new doors & drawers, new countertop, backsplash, fan, appliances and new cherry laminate flooring. I even ripped out and rebuilt the island complete with staining to match the cabinets. Since then, two neighbors have asked me to do theirs.

fargon · 08-20-2007, 12:07 AM

Toot, Toot!!!

lumberjim · 08-20-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I love to give head anyway.

+25 points to cloud for loving head. +50 for admitting it

yesman065 · 08-20-2007, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

+25 points to cloud for loving head. +50 for admitting it

and +1000 for giving.....

Cloud · 08-20-2007, 12:22 AM

Admit it? Hell, I told you before, I'd stand on the sidewalk in a sandwich board giving them away!

. . . be kinda hard to kneel down, though.

ETA: just realized how amusing this little discussion detour is--given the title of the thread!

yesman065 · 08-20-2007, 12:39 AM

butt butt butt - I redid the kitchen

lumberjim · 08-20-2007, 12:41 AM

wut everrrrrrrr

Cloud · 08-20-2007, 12:41 AM

yes, and I was very impressed!

Bigfoot · 08-20-2007, 03:39 AM

kitchen or head....

kitchen or head....

kitchen or head.....

such a hard choice :P

Aliantha · 08-20-2007, 04:23 AM

I can't do anything special. I'm just posting here because annoying people is the only talent I have.

fargon · 08-20-2007, 05:52 AM

Toot, Tootely, Toot Toot. Thats is what my ass says.

08-19-2007, 10:46 PM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Toot your horn I'll start this thread. But I've always been told, in a bull shit deal. The first liar doesn't stand a chance. I'll wait. So someone blow their horn. We have people from all walks of life here in the cellar. I'm guessing Dr's, professionals, like IT, sales, management, lab work, truck drivers, pilots, drunks, perverts, jesus freaks and don't forget the sob driving the ugly mini-bus. Sorry, can't spell the color. Any lawyers have so far, have remained incognito?? Hell, we're just like the senate or congress. So, some among us haven't been too bashful about jumping into threads with all their great worldly feats. So let it rip. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. Last edited by busterb; 08-19-2007 at 10:51 PM. Reason: sp

08-19-2007, 10:55 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i can tear a phone book in half __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-19-2007, 11:10 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I set 2 truck scales in less than 4 hours once !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-19-2007, 11:48 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	My worldly feets both have eyes tattooed on them. I cannot tie a cherry stem with my tongue. BUT! I love to give head anyway. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-20-2007, 12:07 AM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Toot, Toot!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-20-2007, 12:06 AM	#5
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I redid my kitchen without having any prior experience and it came out awesome. Refinished all the cabinets, installed new doors & drawers, new countertop, backsplash, fan, appliances and new cherry laminate flooring. I even ripped out and rebuilt the island complete with staining to match the cabinets. Since then, two neighbors have asked me to do theirs.

08-20-2007, 12:22 AM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Admit it? Hell, I told you before, I'd stand on the sidewalk in a sandwich board giving them away! . . . be kinda hard to kneel down, though. ETA: just realized how amusing this little discussion detour is--given the title of the thread! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-20-2007, 12:39 AM	#10
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	butt butt butt - I redid the kitchen

08-20-2007, 12:41 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wut everrrrrrrr __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-20-2007, 12:41 AM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	yes, and I was very impressed! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-20-2007, 03:39 AM	#13
Bigfoot We have sliced bread and roundabouts. Evolution has ended. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 10	kitchen or head.... kitchen or head.... kitchen or head..... such a hard choice :P

08-20-2007, 04:23 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I can't do anything special. I'm just posting here because annoying people is the only talent I have. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-20-2007, 05:52 AM	#15
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Toot, Tootely, Toot Toot. Thats is what my ass says. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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