Quuiiickkkk...I need to sell a car

DucksNuts · 01-23-2008, 08:18 PM

Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.

Or I have to give my boss a blow job

richlevy · 01-23-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.

Or I have to give my boss a blow job

Actually, I think Lumberjim is the expert here on one of those subjects, I can't remember if it was blowjobs or selling cars.

Undertoad · 01-23-2008, 08:27 PM

I have no advice on this topic, but I would add...

...you're hired.

No J it was a joke. It was just a joke, you know how I'm always trying to be funny with people? No, yes of course I'm not that funny, but I try. What? It doesn't mean anything! Of course she's hot, but she's also on the other side of the planet! No that doesn't mean I'd be more interested if she lived across the street. Well of course we'd invite her over for dinner but -- Hon you know me, I'm a one-man woman. I mean a one-woman man! One-woman man. Well yes, I agree with you, I guess don't know what's appropriate! But that doesn't mean I love you any less.

Cloud · 01-23-2008, 09:11 PM

to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.

Do they?

SteveDallas · 01-23-2008, 10:51 PM

On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes.

On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country.

I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement.

PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith...

lumberjim · 01-23-2008, 11:13 PM

sounds like sexual harassment to me. or a bet made to facilitate a desire. do you want to win this bet or lose it? honestly?

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 04:34 AM

Honestly....

I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 09:56 AM

no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.

Clodfobble · 01-24-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?

For a second I thought you were talking about his nuts, and having seen at least part of your boobs on here before, I was having a really hard time picturing how such a thing could be medically possible.

lookout123 · 01-24-2008, 10:21 AM

so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?

LabRat · 01-24-2008, 10:34 AM

Me too, Clod...

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?

Sure, Lookout.

I have been known to do what it takes to *close* a deal.

My test drives are pretty good too, apparently.

Sheldonrs · 01-24-2008, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.

Do they?

Yes they do. :-)

Sheldonrs · 01-24-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.

"Homoist"? Sounds like lube for a hooker. Ho Moist. LOL!!!

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 05:56 PM

well, the pronunciation is homo-ist.

but ho-moist sounds ....inexpensive?

01-23-2008, 08:18 PM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Quuiiickkkk...I need to sell a car Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon. Or I have to give my boss a blow job

01-23-2008, 09:11 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day. Do they? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-23-2008, 11:13 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sounds like sexual harassment to me. or a bet made to facilitate a desire. do you want to win this bet or lose it? honestly? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 01-23-2008 at 11:21 PM.

01-24-2008, 09:56 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 10:21 AM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-23-2008, 08:27 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I have no advice on this topic, but I would add... ...you're hired. No J it was a joke. It was just a joke, you know how I'm always trying to be funny with people? No, yes of course I'm not that funny, but I try. What? It doesn't mean anything! Of course she's hot, but she's also on the other side of the planet! No that doesn't mean I'd be more interested if she lived across the street. Well of course we'd invite her over for dinner but -- Hon you know me, I'm a one-man woman. I mean a one-woman man! One-woman man. Well yes, I agree with you, I guess don't know what's appropriate! But that doesn't mean I love you any less.

01-23-2008, 10:51 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes. On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country. I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement. PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith...

01-24-2008, 04:34 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Honestly.... I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?

01-24-2008, 10:34 AM	#11
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Me too, Clod... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

01-24-2008, 05:56 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, the pronunciation is homo-ist. but ho-moist sounds ....inexpensive? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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