Who's pissing on your chips today?

footfootfoot · 10-08-2008, 11:24 PM

Who?

monster · 10-09-2008, 11:30 PM

No-one. today was good

classicman · 10-09-2008, 11:38 PM

illogical people at work

monster · 10-10-2008, 12:01 AM

Oh there are people annoying me today, but they're not pissing on my chips. they really belong on the fly/ointment thread, but i'm too lazy to post there too

glatt · 10-10-2008, 02:00 AM

Fuckin' chipmunk somehow got into our room while we were sleeping. Woke us up when it crawled across our faces. I chased it out a window with a broom, but now I'm a little too wired to fall back asleep.

I think it's time to do something about all the chipmunks around here. And find out how it got in.

HungLikeJesus · 10-10-2008, 02:09 AM

glatt, I hope it wasn't rabid.

We had a chipmunk get in our house once. They sure do get excited.

glatt · 10-10-2008, 02:12 AM

Well, it didn't bite either of us.

It seemed to be attracted to the light. Kept climbing into my bedside table lamp. I don't think chipmunks can see well in the dark. So I used a broom to chase it and a flashlight to light a path to the window. Seemed to work. It was tired by the time it crawled up the wall and out the window slowly.

DucksNuts · 10-10-2008, 05:43 AM

Awww, I wish I had a chipmunk in my bedroom, they are sooooo cute

glatt · 10-10-2008, 08:15 AM

Kinky.

Trilby · 10-10-2008, 08:22 AM

glatt, you really made me laugh. a chipmunk, huh? Are you sure?

People, don't be like glatt. Don't let an unannounced nocturnal chipmunk ruin your day. Look on the Bright Side! At least he didn't ask for three-fifty.

Gawddamn Loch Ness monsta always wantin' three-fifty.

Trilby · 10-10-2008, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I think it's time to do something about all the chipmunks around here...

An issue that, tellingly, McCain AND Obama are both silent on.

Trilby · 10-10-2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

... And find out how it got in.

Chipmunk haz ur keyz

glatt · 10-10-2008, 08:38 AM

yer on a roll this morning Bri.

Did you get a good night's sleep? I got maybe 4 hours. 3 of them good.

glatt · 10-10-2008, 08:50 AM

And the chipmunk thing is weird. This neighborhood is not balanced ecologically. A year or two ago, we had dozens of bunny rabbits living in our neighborhood. Then some foxes took over for a while and the bunnies were gone, and now there's an explosion of chipmunks.

ZenGum · 10-10-2008, 09:20 AM

So how did the Chipmunks overpower the foxes.

Seriously, Glatt, be afraid. Be very afraid. Chipmunks that can defeat foxes can defeat YOU! And they know where you live!

10-08-2008, 11:24 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Who's pissing on your chips today? Who? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-09-2008, 11:30 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No-one. today was good __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2008, 11:38 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	illogical people at work __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-10-2008, 12:01 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh there are people annoying me today, but they're not pissing on my chips. they really belong on the fly/ointment thread, but i'm too lazy to post there too __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-10-2008, 02:09 AM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	glatt, I hope it wasn't rabid. We had a chipmunk get in our house once. They sure do get excited. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-10-2008, 02:00 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Fuckin' chipmunk somehow got into our room while we were sleeping. Woke us up when it crawled across our faces. I chased it out a window with a broom, but now I'm a little too wired to fall back asleep. I think it's time to do something about all the chipmunks around here. And find out how it got in.

10-10-2008, 02:12 AM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well, it didn't bite either of us. It seemed to be attracted to the light. Kept climbing into my bedside table lamp. I don't think chipmunks can see well in the dark. So I used a broom to chase it and a flashlight to light a path to the window. Seemed to work. It was tired by the time it crawled up the wall and out the window slowly.

10-10-2008, 05:43 AM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Awww, I wish I had a chipmunk in my bedroom, they are sooooo cute

10-10-2008, 08:15 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Kinky.

10-10-2008, 08:22 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	glatt, you really made me laugh. a chipmunk, huh? Are you sure? People, don't be like glatt. Don't let an unannounced nocturnal chipmunk ruin your day. Look on the Bright Side! At least he didn't ask for three-fifty. Gawddamn Loch Ness monsta always wantin' three-fifty. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-10-2008, 08:38 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	yer on a roll this morning Bri. Did you get a good night's sleep? I got maybe 4 hours. 3 of them good.

10-10-2008, 08:50 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And the chipmunk thing is weird. This neighborhood is not balanced ecologically. A year or two ago, we had dozens of bunny rabbits living in our neighborhood. Then some foxes took over for a while and the bunnies were gone, and now there's an explosion of chipmunks.

10-10-2008, 09:20 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So how did the Chipmunks overpower the foxes. Seriously, Glatt, be afraid. Be very afraid. Chipmunks that can defeat foxes can defeat YOU! And they know where you live! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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