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Steak, blow job 11 55.00%
Steak, cunnilingus 7 35.00%
Veggie burger, blowjob 1 5.00%
Veggie burger, cunnilingus 1 5.00%
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Old 03-05-2009, 08:50 PM   #1
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Steak and a blowjob. Who's on? Girls, you can have your pussies licked.

We'll figure the details out later. This about the threads people, we expect you to pitch in and roll up your sleeves, or drop your pants, lift your skirts. Whatever.

Let's get a head count to see how popular this might be.
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:50 PM   #2
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I'm in. Where do I collect?
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:23 AM   #3
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I'm up for steak and a blowjob!
Monster's MIL is coming over to the States and apparently can fit me in her luggage - onward fares from Chicago apply - anyone up for it?

BTW I will cook the steak but not buy it. But I do swallow.
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:53 AM   #4
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wait - can i change my vote? I accidentally voted for a veggie burger when I want a steak...
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:00 AM   #5
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Yeah...that old tale huh?
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:04 PM   #6
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I think you should consider having the steak last FFF, might help take the taste away after giving all those BJ's.
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:42 PM   #7
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Is that the voice of experience?
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:09 PM   #8
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Where's the steak and veggie burger only option?
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:31 PM   #9
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I think that's down the street. You're in the red light district.
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:58 AM   #10
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I want to know who gets the steak and who GIVES the BJ.

I love Filet and a hummer, at the same time, natch. Getting, I mean.

Medium rare please. I should finish both at the same time. That takes a bit of timing and talent on the part of the lady who is providing the entertainment but is possible.

Damn! Now I'm randy. And I don't get home until next week! Double damn, I just remembered that I have to go to the dentist then so the steak will be out. And a sore mouth isn't conducive to prurient enjoyment.
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Old 03-07-2009, 12:08 PM   #11
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Wait a minute...who's getting the dental work?
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Old 03-07-2009, 05:32 PM   #12
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I don't understand this thread.

but I'd rather just fellate.
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Old 03-07-2009, 07:23 PM   #13
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BLOWGIE
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Old 03-07-2009, 08:28 PM   #14
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Where's the option for all 3? I'll reciprocate, I like to reciprocate.
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Old 03-07-2009, 09:40 PM   #15
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If only you knew what you were doing, it might be a good trade.
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