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11-17-2011, 10:33 AM | #1 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Beautiful Women: An Observation
Everyone can date the prom queen... some just have to wait til she's four sizes larger, divorced, and bitter.
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11-17-2011, 11:58 AM | #2 |
Radical Centrist
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She was a party girl, stayed up til the small hours
Now she's embarrassing and everybody laughs At the girl with the face that could drive her baby wild Now wasn't she the child with everything? You should have seen her with her head held high Now what do pretty girls do? She used to be the apple of his eye Now what do pretty girls do? She went through such a lot and never even learned That even pretty girls can get their fingers burned She's got a cabin in a town upon the border She gets in trouble with the local law and order Everybody's happy when she isn't at the door She sends out invitations to everyone They don't come (And the phone ain't ringing for her now) You should have seen her with her head held high Now what do pretty girls do? She used to be the same as me or you Now what do pretty girls do? Well they get older just like everybody else She never thought she'd have to take care of herself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcP91pQgDsg |
11-17-2011, 12:07 PM | #3 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Now there's an uplifting thought to start the day
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11-17-2011, 01:58 PM | #4 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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I prefer to think of it like this
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11-17-2011, 03:26 PM | #5 |
polaroid of perfection
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So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted. How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about? And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.
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11-17-2011, 03:50 PM | #6 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.
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11-17-2011, 04:29 PM | #7 |
trying hard to be a better person
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my 'Glory Days' lately.
I think I'm heading for some kind of mid life upheaval. Stay tuned!
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11-17-2011, 04:37 PM | #8 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.
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11-17-2011, 04:48 PM | #9 |
trying hard to be a better person
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I did that in HS. I saw him about 10yrs later and he still looked just as good then.
God I thought the sun rose and set in him back then. He was the one of all the HS boys that I would have married I reckon. We did date a few times after school had finished, but it kinda fizzled out. I can't even remember why, but he's the one I always wonder about. Everyone has one of those don't they?
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11-17-2011, 05:02 PM | #10 |
Doctor Wtf
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"Everybody always secretly hates the prettiest girl in the room." Ani Di Franco.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
11-17-2011, 06:16 PM | #11 |
a beautiful fool
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Anyone with the balls to ask the pretty woman out has a chance. Those who don't ...don't.
there is a chance that she might be just as pretty inside.....
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11-17-2011, 06:18 PM | #12 |
Doctor Wtf
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Aww, Jim, you're smitten with this new girl, ain't ya?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
11-17-2011, 06:20 PM | #13 |
Doctor Wtf
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Oh and don't bother learning any Ani Di Franco songs. It only impresses a certain type of girl, and that type is lesbian.
I have been declared to have "lesbian credibility", though. That took Ani, Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
11-17-2011, 06:35 PM | #14 |
a beautiful fool
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that was SO not the point.
I've never had the balls to ask the SUPER hot ones out.... I was just saying,... they don't get asked a lot. cuz regular dopes like you and me go... uh,..yeah.. so far out of my league that she'd laugh in my face.... and never try.
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11-17-2011, 07:18 PM | #15 |
Старый сержант
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I married the girl who was WAY out of my league. I was a joe just getting out of the Army after 9 years, with no prospects but to work on the cook line in a restraint in Monterey and surf all morning.
18 years later we have grown to become great friends, the sex is still HOT...I figured out that doing the dishes and playing a sheet of yahtzee is the best foreplay. I'm finally getting to have some prospects about myself and she's still with me. Oh yea, we are growing old and out of shape together. It's not such a big deal, it's more important that we show love for each other.
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