I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:14 PM

I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.

I slay me.

glatt · 12-20-2011, 01:21 PM

That's wonderful news! Congratulations!

Is what I would say if it were true.

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:22 PM

No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.

Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.

HungLikeJesus · 12-20-2011, 01:24 PM

Maybe you're a lizard!

... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say.

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:25 PM

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.

HungLikeJesus · 12-20-2011, 01:26 PM

Except I wouldn't have said that.

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:27 PM

Sorry. Correction:

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.

jimhelm · 12-20-2011, 01:31 PM

you should have some sex

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:39 PM

Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.

Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.

footfootfoot · 12-20-2011, 01:40 PM

Super Sex?

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 01:42 PM

Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?

footfootfoot · 12-20-2011, 02:05 PM

A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"

He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."

infinite monkey · 12-20-2011, 02:07 PM

ummmmm. soup...

Trilby · 12-20-2011, 02:27 PM

thanks a lot, IM!!!

I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news.

so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG.

good to know.

jimhelm · 12-20-2011, 02:29 PM

I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show

12-20-2011, 01:14 PM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!! I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were. I slay me.

12-20-2011, 01:24 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe you're a lizard! ... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-20-2011, 01:26 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Except I wouldn't have said that. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-20-2011, 01:31 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you should have some sex __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-20-2011, 01:40 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Super Sex? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-20-2011, 01:21 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's wonderful news! Congratulations! Is what I would say if it were true.

12-20-2011, 01:22 PM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS. Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.

12-20-2011, 01:25 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.

12-20-2011, 01:27 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sorry. Correction: Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.

12-20-2011, 01:39 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz. Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.

12-20-2011, 01:42 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?

12-20-2011, 02:05 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?" He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-20-2011, 02:07 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	ummmmm. soup...

12-20-2011, 02:27 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	thanks a lot, IM!!! I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news. so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG. good to know. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-20-2011, 02:29 PM	#15
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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