The Cellar Zombie Movie

[ZenGum]

What part would YOU play?


I'd be the guy who doesn't believe the reports and goes out "to see for myself".

I see a few zombies, but think they're being discriminated against and just need medical care. I start a Differently-Alive Rights campaign but at the first meeting I'm mauled and devoured by the undead horde.

[classicman]

I'd be the guy you convinced to go with you holding the flashlight with dead batteries.

[SamIam]

I'd be the sweet kinda old little lady whom everyone trusts completely. The neighbor children come over for lemonaid and cookies. But for some strange reason, more and more kids are turning into zombies. Heh, heh, heh!

[Big Sarge]

I wonder how sex with a zombie would be?Would random body parts break off during? Hmmm

[Sundae]

I'd be the blousy barfly who everyone has to protect when she gets all hysterical and tries to break out of the secure compound.

But dies in a heroic act of sacrifice before the end, bringing a touch of emotion to the gore-fest.

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by classicman

I'd be the guy you convinced to go with you holding the flashlight with dead batteries.

I lol'd :p

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I wonder how sex with a zombie would be?Would random body parts break off during? Hmmm

Well, as part of an argument with a mate, I once googled midget zombie porn, and there were stacks of hits, so you could probably look up zombie porn if you wanted to.

Be warned, the first link offered a video of "Gay interracial midget zombie porn". At this point we closed the browser.

[Spexxvet]

I'd be the one they're eating, in the opening scene

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I wonder how sex with a zombie would be?Would random body parts break off during? Hmmm

It's boring.

[SamIam]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I wonder how sex with a zombie would be?Would random body parts break off during? Hmmm

Just close your eyes and think of England, dear.

[Razzmatazz13]

Could I be that really annoying bitch that only got the part because I'm good at blood-curdling screams?

[Clodfobble]

I'd be the one telling you in a cold, heartless voice how your zombie spouse/child/best friend is no longer the person you loved, and that if you don't have the balls necessary to shoot them in the head, then I'll do it, ya pansy ass. And if anyone in our group of survivors gets bitten or scratched, I'll be the one who ruthlessly shoots them before they even have a chance to turn zombie on us.

[infinite monkey]

I'd be the one who falls hopelessly in love with that cute, brooding, artsy zombie who kind of keeps to himself, writing in his journal and strumming his guitar. See him over there? By the trees? He's just so DREAMY. Is he looking? omg omg omg. I think he likes the look of me, too!

Despite Clod's admonitions that this zombie isn't the zombie I think he is, I sneak out of the compound one night to meet him.

I have a very small part. But as they say, no small parts only small actors.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

But as they say, no small parts only small actors.

That's what Tom Cruise said to Katie Holmes

[Sundae]

Character Treatment
Supporting Artist (spoken part)
Working Title: There’s a Zombie in My Cellar!

Aging character actress (25-35)
Willing to put on weight, but pref wear fat suit (think red carpet detail/ interviews afterwards)
Lines can be added if actress is high enough profile to be recognised in Oscars ie Jessica Simpson.
Caucasian unless script changes made (see below) NO native Americans - role already cast for pre-title sequence shooting.

Note, can also be played male (50+) with minor script changes - more lines added.

Character is alcoholic, poss drug addict if black. If male, reason shown in tragic back-story.
Uses sexual favours to obtain drug of choice (female only). Benefit to actress wearing fatsuit is a flashback sex scene can be shown (topless). Black actress can be hooker, no nudity required.

Often incoherent and querulous (nasty). May bond with Professor/ Social Worker (see other character treatments) but more likely to be dismissed by Scientist depending on casting. Very whiny. Needs to be set up as unpleasant. Death will be deserved but shocking. If black actress, should play the part aggressively and only bond with other black actors (unlikely to be cast)

If male, acerbic and witty, bonds with Heroine because his sense of anarchy appeals to her. Secretly admired by Hero, disgusts Housewife who is shown as being stuffy and insular by this. Death will be shocking and lead to a downbeat.

Under pressure from addiction and unable to seduce Scientist (female) or persuade Hero of excellent plan (male), the character makes a break from safety. Realising at last minute that colleagues are compromised by this action, makes heroic self sacrifice (male) or dies inconveniently (see Shelley Winters).