Invent a sexuality!

ZenGum · 10-21-2012, 07:23 PM

Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...

I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.

Big Sarge · 10-22-2012, 02:45 AM

well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".

Undertoad · 10-22-2012, 06:17 AM

The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything

but I'm not

ZenGum · 10-22-2012, 08:14 AM

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 08:28 AM

I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 08:29 AM

I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.

My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.

footfootfoot · 10-22-2012, 08:53 AM

Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 09:18 AM

Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 11:44 AM

Spexxuality: self-explanatory.

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Spexxuality: self-explanatory.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2012, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

Undertoad · 10-23-2012, 02:50 PM

already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)

jimhelm · 10-23-2012, 02:54 PM

lumberphelia

all da ladies gotz it.

busterb · 10-23-2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

+ dirty old mansexual

ZenGum · 10-24-2012, 12:50 AM

[stolen joke]

So, if three people have sex it's a threesome.

If two people have sex it's a twosome.

So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"?

10-21-2012, 07:23 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Invent a sexuality! Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ... I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-22-2012, 02:45 AM	#2
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac". __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-22-2012, 08:14 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If things get much worse I may become buysexual. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-22-2012, 08:28 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-22-2012, 08:53 AM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2012, 06:17 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything but I'm not

10-22-2012, 08:29 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing. My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.

10-22-2012, 09:18 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.

10-22-2012, 11:44 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Spexxuality: self-explanatory.

10-23-2012, 02:50 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)

10-23-2012, 02:54 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	lumberphelia all da ladies gotz it. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-24-2012, 12:50 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	[stolen joke] So, if three people have sex it's a threesome. If two people have sex it's a twosome. So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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