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Old 09-27-2013, 06:33 AM   #1
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Explain yourself!

What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!
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Old 09-27-2013, 07:47 AM   #2
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Holy Christ, wtf is wrong with me? I had a major brain fart and upgraded to ios 7.

I deserve all the misery I've visited upon myself.

Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Mea maxima culpa

For this, and all my other apple updates, I am heartily sorry.
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:07 AM   #3
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Fucking grim isn't it?

It's soooo ugly
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:09 AM   #4
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What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!
He started it!
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:41 AM   #5
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Did not.

He's touching me!
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:58 AM   #6
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I will stop this internet right now, if you kids don't straighten up.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:00 AM   #7
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My explanation, btw:

It was like that when I found it.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:03 AM   #8
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Are we theeeeere yet?
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:16 AM   #9
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How the hell was I supposed to know it would get back to her?!
Anyway, I wouldn't have said it if she wasn't such a bitch.
So it's not my fault and I don't really care.

Sob.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:34 AM   #10
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Your honor, my client's defense rests on three points.

1. It was already broken when he received it from the plaintiff.
2. It was in perfect condition when he returned it.
3. My client never borrowed the thing.

Defense rests.
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:05 PM   #11
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I want that lawyer.
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:05 PM   #12
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Sun was in my eyes.
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:13 PM   #13
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Nobody told me I couldn't do that!
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:44 PM   #14
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It was for charity.
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Old 09-27-2013, 03:33 PM   #15
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It wasn't my finger, either.
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