I Will Judge You When

monster · 12-28-2014, 11:05 PM

You arrive in the gym locker room, take off your outer clothes and get straight into the hot tub (in your undies). ..... without even showering you skanky dirty lazy-arsed beatch. I don't give a fucking fuck if you consider that a workout or have had the day from hell at work doing more good than 100 nurses and just need a relaxing Jacuzzi moment......wear something clean or nothing at all and SHOWER FIRST! ick.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2014, 11:35 PM

Pour a gallon of bleach in with them.

glatt · 12-29-2014, 08:19 AM

Hot tubs are so gross.

lumberjim · 12-29-2014, 09:33 AM

Whadya call a Leper in a hot tub?

Stu

footfootfoot · 12-29-2014, 03:43 PM

"Uhh, yeah*. I wouldn't get in that tub, someone's just done a poo in in it."

*See what I did there?

monster · 12-29-2014, 03:56 PM

You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Hot tubs are so gross.

Yeah, no. Hot tubs are petri dishes.

Pass.

Clodfobble · 12-29-2014, 06:25 PM

Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.)

See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 06:58 PM

Totally cromulent.

footfootfoot · 12-30-2014, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited.

I don't know about how they do things 'round your way but in NY and VT thrift stores are required to wash clothes before they sell them, even if they are clean.

lumberjim · 12-30-2014, 11:31 AM

I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD

footfootfoot · 12-30-2014, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD

That is harsh

Gravdigr · 12-30-2014, 05:31 PM

I will not judge you.

Unless you piss me off, and then I will judge the shit out of you.

And your parents.

BigV · 12-30-2014, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.)

See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression.

It is a perfectly valid and understandable expression, when saturated with such cromulent context.

***

Yeah, no.

by itself, still ambiguous, but in the narrow context of this thread, can be figured out. the usages that can be figured out, those are not troublesome, but they are in the minority.

I know I'm weird. It's part of my charm.

Nirvana · 12-30-2014, 07:42 PM

I will judge you when you are whining to your boss that you need to go home and your temp is 101 while you are hacking and coughing all over my groceries when you are checking me out [ fucking really ? ]

Last minute buy of alcohol to spray everything when I get home

12-28-2014, 11:05 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I Will Judge You When You arrive in the gym locker room, take off your outer clothes and get straight into the hot tub (in your undies). ..... without even showering you skanky dirty lazy-arsed beatch. I don't give a fucking fuck if you consider that a workout or have had the day from hell at work doing more good than 100 nurses and just need a relaxing Jacuzzi moment......wear something clean or nothing at all and SHOWER FIRST! ick. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-28-2014, 11:35 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pour a gallon of bleach in with them. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-29-2014, 09:33 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Whadya call a Leper in a hot tub? Stu __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-29-2014 at 09:44 AM.

12-29-2014, 03:43 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"Uhh, yeah. I wouldn't get in that tub, someone's just done a poo in in it." See what I did there? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-29-2014, 03:56 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-29-2014, 08:19 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hot tubs are so gross.

12-29-2014, 06:25 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.) See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-29-2014, 06:58 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Totally cromulent. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2014, 11:31 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-30-2014, 05:31 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I will not judge you. Unless you piss me off, and then I will judge the shit out of you. And your parents. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2014, 07:42 PM	#15
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I will judge you when you are whining to your boss that you need to go home and your temp is 101 while you are hacking and coughing all over my groceries when you are checking me out [ fucking really ? ] Last minute buy of alcohol to spray everything when I get home __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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