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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Well, together they are 16 so I guess it's ok.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I can hardly pull that off with my own wife, but then I had a decidely wierd upbringing where those sorts of things were stifled. So I say it's a mix of both.
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There is a new Finn story... omg, I need help.
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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That boy has a great future... hell he has a great now.
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#140 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Does he give lessons??
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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nope, seems youre doing fine. ![]()
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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My eldest daughter, now fully grown, had a thing for Kenny Rogers when she was four or five. She loved to sing his version of Lucille, but it came out like this:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille Four hundred children and a crop in the field
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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a friend's son had an awful time teething. he would bite chunks out of ordinary teethers, so he tried to find a solid silver victorian teether. no success. he also tried engineering works for steel rings. no success, but they suggested stainless surgical steel. so he went to a body piercing shop and bought a wide diameter circular ring. yeah youve guessed it : his son was teethed on a large cock - ring.
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i thought it was pretty cool when he told me about it. if his son wasnt 12 years old now, i would ask my mate if i could get a photo of it for a friend in Florida. ![]()
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
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A couple days ago I checked out the CD "Hilary Hahn Plays Bach" from the library. I was showing it to Mrs. Dallas when our son walked by, caught it out of the corner of his eye, and did a double-take. "Hey, is that Hilary Duff??"
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#148 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Outside of Washington, DC
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Hey, tell him yes and he may develop an appreciation for baroque music!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Ahhh, music.
From the other room I heard a ... a ... chipmunks / Weird Al sounding rendition of a familiar tune. By the time I got to the source in the living room, SonofV was cracking up and the music was over. I looked at the screen and it showed a bunch of stills of slugs, menu choices from the bonus features section of the newly acquired Flushed Away dvd (a very funny movie). I asked him "What was that!?" And he looked at me with that is-this-a-trick-question? look on his face, and answered in all seriousness "Miserlou, dad". I 'bout choked. Of course he was right, the little guys were doing a cover of Dick Dale's masterpiece. They really really *are* paying attention. w00T!
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I hear them call the tide
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Thor (5) has just learned that sentences need a pyramid at the end.
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