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#1531 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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Today the Spouse and I spent 4 hours tearing down a large ugly shed at our new (to us) house. Gloves, hammer, and pry bar are all I need to demolish anything, or die laughing while trying. Fun times. I'm starting to eyeball the neighbors' outbuildings now...
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#1532 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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After a 2 hour drive here, I am sitting in my hotel room, watching CABLE, drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes. I have to leave the balcony door open for the cigs because, well, it's still Ohio. Have federal training tomorrow at a nearby college, but tonight I am kicking back with no homeless guy and no cats. Hey, I love them (the cats) but still this is nice. Cable, I tell you, CABLE!
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#1533 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
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I have one of those for my bike, but I hardly ever use it.
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#1534 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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You hardly ever use your cable? Yeah, I read that on the ladies room wall. Duh duh DUH.
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#1535 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
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Shawnee, you sure can clear a room.
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#1536 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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We were expecting you to come by, actually, HLJ.
:p
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#1537 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
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My step son just got his First new car !!!
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"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner |
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#1538 |
Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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Wooo Hooo Zippy.
Happy...me? Achmed the dead terrorist |
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#1539 |
Insert witty comment here
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Raleigh, NC
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#1540 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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I know! I should rent myself out: in-laws overstaying their welcome? Invite ME over. Pesky neighbors keep wandering into your yard? Give me a call! Guido's thugs won't stop casing your house? Give me 10 minutes to strike up a conversation with them and they'll be gone in 11.
Genius, really.
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#1541 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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I found my knife.
Right where I left it. Happy happy joy joy!
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#1542 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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Wow, lots of happy in here while I was gone! That in itself makes me happy.
But these are what really made my day. Now, if I could only get ahold of the sender. . .
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#1543 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Ooooooooh!
Flowers make me happy too. Altohugh I have to buy my own! Happy because I just cleaned out my Cellar in-box. I usually like to keep it tidy, but I had PMs from last summer in there. (I don't just delete them all as I have contact details in some)
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#1544 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
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my new Crystal Method CD. (does happy techno dance).
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#1545 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 12,486
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My new car
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