04-16-2008, 04:04 PM | #1531 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Dingleschmutz is a Cutie!
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04-16-2008, 05:12 PM | #1532 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
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Oooh! Yes, yes he is . One of my very best (single) friends lives in Ankeny. She once registered here as Stimpy, look her up. I'd be happy to play matchmaker . . . *wink* *wink*
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04-16-2008, 05:19 PM | #1533 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I don't know...in his profile there's a really cute girl eating fuzzy dice with him. Methinks he's got a girl. Could be his sis?
But he is cute, can't deny that.
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04-16-2008, 05:24 PM | #1534 |
is not a palindrome...
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Ha, matchmaker? I could be a creep, ya know, she must not be THAT good of a friend...
But no, my fellow Grease fan in the profile picture is my friend Laura, I are very single. Thanks for the compliments! |
04-16-2008, 09:50 PM | #1535 |
is not a palindrome...
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Your friend doesn't seem to have posted here in a year and I half, I'm afraid... Methinks she may have something against us internerds...
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04-17-2008, 12:12 AM | #1536 |
Back and ready to tart up the place
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Ah, yes... Dingleschmutz is quite sexy.
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04-17-2008, 12:54 AM | #1537 |
Bitchy Little Brat
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I'd do him
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04-17-2008, 02:05 AM | #1538 |
is not a palindrome...
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I'm an internet whore...
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04-17-2008, 09:50 AM | #1539 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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So that's why you fit in so well!
@ducks--we used to say "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers." Not sure what it means. lol
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04-17-2008, 10:19 AM | #1540 |
is not a palindrome...
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Sounds like a racist dig to me.
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04-17-2008, 10:20 AM | #1541 |
I hear them call the tide
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04-17-2008, 10:42 AM | #1542 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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HEY, dingle. You won't go for the stupid penis jokes, but eating crackers is within your realm of acceptable slapstick? (I said slap...stick heheheheee)
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04-17-2008, 10:44 AM | #1543 |
is not a palindrome...
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YOU'RE the one who was talking about eating crackers, as I recall.
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04-17-2008, 10:50 AM | #1544 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Saltines, man. Captain's Wafers. Wheat Thins. Sociables.
Gutterhead.
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04-17-2008, 11:38 AM | #1545 |
is not a palindrome...
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Gutterhead?? Maybe I have a form of racial self-loathing that manifests itself in the form of ritualistic cannibalism of honkies, ever think of that??
Actually, I guess that would be a worse form of perversion than being a cunning linguist, wouldn't it? Touche, Shawnee, touche... I'm a gutterhead. |
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