What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 106

Gravdigr · 11-26-2018, 03:41 PM

"...you're our boy..." is one of the funniest lines in the song.

Happy Monkey · 11-27-2018, 07:55 PM

BE IT RESOLVED that ANC 2A hereby initiates a proposal for a symbolic designation of the unit block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., between F Street, N.W., and Virginia Avenue, N.W., in Ward 2, as “Jamal Khashoggi Way”

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 10:36 PM

GAHH!1!

Sceert me a li'l bit.

Capitol letters, man. Phew.

monster · 12-17-2018, 09:47 PM

This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it

This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

Glinda · 12-18-2018, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it

This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

Excellent! I'll be humming that song (and thinking of sausage rolls) for the next few days, and I'm ok with that.

Gravdigr · 12-18-2018, 03:57 PM

Now I want sausage rolls.

Griff · 12-18-2018, 06:48 PM

keeping my comments to myself...

Gravdigr · 12-19-2018, 11:10 AM

Don't judge.

sexobon · 12-22-2018, 03:20 PM

Saw this eBay ad today:

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It pictures a Non-Commissioned officer (NCO).

Yeah, that's eBay.

monster · 01-06-2019, 06:14 PM

I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ...

Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point where they were dangerous for his unstable self. It was not slipper season and he was a size 13 and had found only one brand that worked for his needs/preferences so they were kind of hard to find even when it was slipper season. But I found a pair online (at a $$premium). I was so proud of myself. Shame I didn't look behind all his colostomy supplies where I just found three brand new pairs stock-piled :/ (at the end of one season I found a shit ton of his size on clearance and he used to destroy several pairs a year so....)

sexobon · 01-06-2019, 07:11 PM

Thank you.

(I double posted to use that one)

monster · 01-06-2019, 10:33 PM

well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either.

sexobon · 01-06-2019, 11:02 PM

That's what made it easier for me to be mildly amused. Thanx again.

Happy Monkey · 01-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Elon Musk makes me laugh.

He still does.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elon Musk

The new Roadster will actually do something like [hovering in the air on rockets]

Clodfobble · 01-16-2019, 09:06 PM

Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."

11-26-2018, 03:41 PM	#1576
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"...you're our boy..." is one of the funniest lines in the song. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-27-2018, 07:55 PM	#1577
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	BE IT RESOLVED that ANC 2A hereby initiates a proposal for a symbolic designation of the unit block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., between F Street, N.W., and Virginia Avenue, N.W., in Ward 2, as “Jamal Khashoggi Way” __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-27-2018, 10:36 PM	#1578
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	GAHH!1! Sceert me a li'l bit. Capitol letters, man. Phew. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-17-2018, 09:47 PM	#1579
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2018, 03:57 PM	#1581
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Now I want sausage rolls. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-18-2018, 06:48 PM	#1582
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	keeping my comments to myself... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-19-2018, 11:10 AM	#1583
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't judge. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2018, 03:20 PM	#1584
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Saw this eBay ad today: It pictures a Non-Commissioned officer (NCO). Yeah, that's eBay.

01-06-2019, 06:14 PM	#1585
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ... Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point where they were dangerous for his unstable self. It was not slipper season and he was a size 13 and had found only one brand that worked for his needs/preferences so they were kind of hard to find even when it was slipper season. But I found a pair online (at a $$premium). I was so proud of myself. Shame I didn't look behind all his colostomy supplies where I just found three brand new pairs stock-piled :/ (at the end of one season I found a shit ton of his size on clearance and he used to destroy several pairs a year so....) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2019, 07:11 PM	#1586
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Thank you. (I double posted to use that one)

01-06-2019, 10:33 PM	#1587
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2019, 11:02 PM	#1588
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	That's what made it easier for me to be mildly amused. Thanx again.

01-16-2019, 09:06 PM	#1590
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way. "Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.) "Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order... --A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs" --A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag --My son's EDM recital video --That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer. It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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