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Cicero · 01-07-2010, 12:45 PM

I haz Tasty Cakes.

monster · 01-09-2010, 07:32 PM

When the roster came out, an 8:20 soccer game on saturday evening seemed like a great time. now, not so much.

Clodfobble · 01-13-2010, 11:45 PM

You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.

monster · 01-23-2010, 11:09 AM

As i always suspected.... "Tastes Like Butter" doesn't.

Yznhymr · 01-23-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.

I hate that for ya. Hope it gets better. One of the worst pains I get is a charlie horse in my tongue. Weird, I know, but from time to time I get a very bad charlie horse under my chin in the tongue muscle and it hurts like hell. A result of a head neck injury back in 1988.

jinx · 01-23-2010, 02:41 PM

How am I supposed to get anything done!?! This kitten just cries and yells and climbs my legs until I pick him up and cuddle him.

monster · 01-23-2010, 03:03 PM

Just use your bra as a kitten sling

jinx · 01-23-2010, 03:08 PM

What would I use as a bra then?

monster · 01-23-2010, 03:26 PM

your spare bra. You'll have to launder them at night

jinx · 01-23-2010, 06:03 PM

You're not the boss of me.

Marathon cooking class today. We made; vegan black bean soup, spicy orange fish soup, and a turkey burger and quinoa meatloaf. The kids have mad skilz.

monster · 01-23-2010, 07:24 PM

No kitten pie?

squirell nutkin · 01-23-2010, 07:40 PM

The sun, whose rays
Are all ablaze
With ever-living glory,
Does not deny
His majesty
He scorns to tell a story!
He don't exclaim,
"I blush for shame,
So kindly be indulgent."
But, fierce and bold,
In fiery gold,
He glories all effulgent!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
Observe his flame,
That placid dame,
The moon's Celestial Highness;
There's not a trace
Upon her face
Of diffidence or shyness:
She borrows light
That, through the night,
Mankind may all acclaim her!
And, truth to tell,
She lights up well,
So I, for one, don't blame her!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!

Cicero · 01-24-2010, 03:37 PM

Nice squirell!

I just found this spelling for sorcery: "sourcery". Two thumbs up.

I like it.

squirell nutkin · 01-24-2010, 07:33 PM

Valerie Masterson kicking it Technicolor style:

toranokaze · 01-24-2010, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

I haz Tasty Cakes.

I want tasty cakes

01-07-2010, 12:45 PM	#1636
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I haz Tasty Cakes. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-09-2010, 07:32 PM	#1637
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	When the roster came out, an 8:20 soccer game on saturday evening seemed like a great time. now, not so much. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-13-2010, 11:45 PM	#1638
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp? I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-23-2010, 11:09 AM	#1639
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	As i always suspected.... "Tastes Like Butter" doesn't. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 02:41 PM	#1641
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	How am I supposed to get anything done!?! This kitten just cries and yells and climbs my legs until I pick him up and cuddle him. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 03:03 PM	#1642
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Just use your bra as a kitten sling __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 03:08 PM	#1643
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	What would I use as a bra then? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 03:26 PM	#1644
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	your spare bra. You'll have to launder them at night __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 06:03 PM	#1645
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	You're not the boss of me. Marathon cooking class today. We made; vegan black bean soup, spicy orange fish soup, and a turkey burger and quinoa meatloaf. The kids have mad skilz. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 07:24 PM	#1646
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No kitten pie? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 07:40 PM	#1647
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	The sun, whose rays Are all ablaze With ever-living glory, Does not deny His majesty He scorns to tell a story! He don't exclaim, "I blush for shame, So kindly be indulgent." But, fierce and bold, In fiery gold, He glories all effulgent! I mean to rule the earth, As he the sky We really know our worth, The sun and I! I mean to rule the earth, As he the sky We really know our worth, The sun and I! Observe his flame, That placid dame, The moon's Celestial Highness; There's not a trace Upon her face Of diffidence or shyness: She borrows light That, through the night, Mankind may all acclaim her! And, truth to tell, She lights up well, So I, for one, don't blame her! Ah, pray make no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake, The moon and I! Ah, pray make no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake, The moon and I! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-24-2010, 03:37 PM	#1648
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Nice squirell! I just found this spelling for sorcery: "sourcery". Two thumbs up. I like it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-24-2010, 07:33 PM	#1649
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Valerie Masterson kicking it Technicolor style: __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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