10-02-2006, 10:24 AM | #1651 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yes. I met them at a shingles bar.
Did you find that punny?
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10-02-2006, 07:37 PM | #1652 |
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yes, punny, not funny.
do you know any *good* puns?
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10-03-2006, 01:00 PM | #1653 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yes (Two women are walking along the docks one evening. They see some sailors wandering around. "My goodness" says the first woman "aren't they out after hours?" The second woman replies "I sure hope so!)
Was that better?
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10-03-2006, 01:20 PM | #1654 |
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WHERE IS KAGEN?
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10-03-2006, 01:33 PM | #1655 |
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Off at flying school I believe.
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10-03-2006, 02:03 PM | #1656 |
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No.
did you?
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10-03-2006, 09:14 PM | #1657 |
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No.
Would like to learn how to fly? |
10-04-2006, 12:05 AM | #1658 |
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no, but i would like to buy the world a coke
can you sing well?
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10-04-2006, 12:07 AM | #1659 |
I can hear my ears
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i mean yes, i would like to learn how to fly. i don;t know why i said no.
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10-04-2006, 01:03 AM | #1660 |
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I don't know, but hum the first few bars of well, and I'll fake it.
Do you like pina colada?
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10-04-2006, 09:18 AM | #1661 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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No
Do you think that song is about a couple cheaters?
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10-04-2006, 09:36 AM | #1662 |
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Yes
Is your favorite color blue?
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10-05-2006, 09:39 PM | #1663 |
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Yes. I also like green, purple, violet, yellow. Don't care for orange or red. Reds okay if it's a rose.
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10-06-2006, 12:13 AM | #1664 |
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10-06-2006, 10:33 AM | #1665 |
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Yes.
Do they match your handbag?
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