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#1726 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
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Oh No! Fuck cancer.
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#1727 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Momdigr had a thing removed from the same spot earlier this year. They tried freezing it a couple times, didn't take, so to speak. So then they scraped the fucking thing off. Left a helluva divot, it's filling in, though. And the thing hasn't returned, so...
When I first saw your evidence, I thought "Now all ya need are the bolts-in-the-neck, and then ya"---And then I thought, "Too soon, maybe." It's good ya got it took care of. If nothing else, it's that much off yer mind.
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#1728 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Please take that in jest, as I meant it.
Also, fuck cancer.
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#1729 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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Get all the health care they are paying for!
One of the advantages of living where we are... good docs want to live and work around here. I begin to get the suspicion that the B team is working out where mama lives in Harrisburg. Just a troubling suspicion. Well more than a suspicion... when there was real trouble 7 years ago, they sent her to a Penn hospital for the surgery... |
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#1730 |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
Posts: 4,081
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Reverse lobotomy?
Kidding - fuck cancer.
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#1731 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Look on the bright side, you lost weight.
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#1732 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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I'll be on the same team soon enough.
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#1733 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Those look like some seriously well-done stitches. Very neat & tidy.
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#1734 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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The doctor that referred me to him said he's the best, always perfect. And you know how vain I am, and that's the side of my face that faces the customer at my desk when I look at my monitor...
So far, customers been too polite to ask what the head wound is about, but I've had to explain it to the coworkers repeatedly. Never a straight answer. I had a zipper put in so I can change the battery easier, etc.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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When my father-in-law had a brain tumor, three different nurses went out of their way to reassure us that the surgeon he'd been assigned to was "the best in the state." C'mon--the best neurosurgeon in all of Texas is working at a mid-tier hospital in suburban Fort Worth? No he fucking isn't. But it made my mother-in-law happy, because it was what she wanted to hear. So, okay. |
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#1736 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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I woulda just figgered that there was only the one neurosurgeon in all of Texas, and everything else was just cowboys.
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#1737 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I did Google him. Steven greenbaum in Philly.
The doctor that referred him didn't seem to be selling anything. He said, you'll wait longer to get in with him, but his work is always perfect. And then gave me 2 other doctors that are also very good. I wasn't in a hurry, so.... And I know a guy that used him and he was 2 thumbs up. Only hurts when I put on glasses at this point.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
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Hit a bird while skydiving, found a broken beak inside your helmet. Doing an overhead lift of your figure skating partner and her skate blade clipped you. |
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#1739 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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Brain surgery because you started having seizures. Turned out to be a 1" live worm
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#1740 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Moar
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