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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Everyone should eat a PETA.
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The future is unwritten
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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The Worms Crawl In
Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet, And bury you down about six feet deep They put you in a big black box, And cover you up with dirt and rocks, And all goes well, for about a week, And then the coffin begins to leak! The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, They eat the jelly between your toes. A great big worm with rolling eyes, Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes, Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I make a mean fish chowder every Christmas eve. A year or two ago as I was cutting up a huge (and expensive) slab of cod, I found half a dozen worms in it. Freaked me right out. So I got online and read a little about it and learned that it's not unusual at all for some fish like cod to have worms in it. As part of the processing of fish, they run the fillets over a light table so they can more easily see fish with worms in them and they use tweezers to poke into the fish and yank the worms out. Then they sell the fish. Sometimes they miss some worms. The government doesn't care if fish has parasites in it because the fish is normally cooked. After reading that, I decided I'll never eat sushi.
As for that expensive slab of cod, I had already thrown it away and made a last minute trip to another store to buy some more. |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#187 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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It was a dolphin that knocked out a Florida boater.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435341,00.html *All the news that fits*
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Thats awesome - I've seen a lot of porpoises in the ocean under and around the boat, but never heard of one jumping INTO a boat.
Poor thing was probably scared shitless.
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#189 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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Spinning and shitting....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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hitting the bear with a stick. (I would have mounted it on the wall!)
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col...r.html?ref=rss
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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The smashed skull could be easily expertly repaired and mounted. The bears head would be on the wall, fur and all, the skulls are not kept inside a wall mounted trophy.
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Don't make fun of my strawberry shortcake backpack or I'll put a cap in ya. (WTF did you expect?) How gay is this?
http://www.wftv.com/news/17687386/detail.html
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ, kept benefits
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