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The future is unwritten
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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I will say this though, They do NOT automatically detach AFAIK. At least they ALL do not. Side note, It still amazes me how many boaters go so far 70 - 100+ miles offshore without 1/2 the stuff they'd need in the event of a bad situation.
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#1968 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I needed to find duplicate SSNs in an Excel spreadsheet WITHOUT having to delete the dupes (which is the only way I could find to do it within excel itself) because I need to find which ones were erroneously reported twice to the feds. There's an add-on, for which I got a free trial. I am able to just color the rows of the duplicate IDs. I love it.
NOW I need to sort these colored rows out and combine back into another spreadsheet. There's an add-on for THAT, too. No free trial. Does anyone know if Excel 2007 (can you believe I still have Office 03 at work...sheesh) has these capabilities because if so I'm going to copy the whole damn thing to a thumb drive and work on it at home where I have software from this damn decade. grumble grumble
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#1969 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I don't know, but my firm converted over to Office 2007 a couple months ago and it made everything slow way the hell down. Be glad you have that old software. The newer stuff is like molasses on a cold winter morning.
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#1970 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Hmmm...the switchover at my old job was no problem...but I had killer computer extraordinaire when I was there.
They did upgrade my computer here, but failed to upgrade to office 07 even though "eventually" everyone should be on 07...like, when? In 3009? grrrr grumble grumble grrrr
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#1971 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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If it makes you feel better, I'm still inflicting Office 2000 on my users. (Have you seen my Wikipedia page??)
There are different ways to do this, of course. Quick & Dirty? Here's what I'd do.
P.S. I know you're aware of the security risks inherent in carrying the information out on a thumb drive . . . |
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#1972 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Thank you thank you thank you. That will work divinely. You rock! A simple formula, who woulda thunk? (translation: duh to me!) I tried to make it much harder than it is.
![]() I know about the security issues, so I was hoping it didn't come to that.
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#1973 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Headache, blehck.
I want to lie down, take happy pills and lie down. Can't do either. Stupid work.
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#1974 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Cheer up, mtp, you only have to do it another...50 years or so.
![]() Eh, I'm at work too, second job. I'll see your blehck and raise you a blah.
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#1975 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I have fixed 4 issues on just one register so far, I'm on the 5th issue. THEY JUST KEEP POPPING UP!!! Devil REGISTER. I give this store full permission to smash it to pieces.
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#1976 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Jebus. How BAD could someone have been at a job? I'm batting clean-up here, and chickie-poo who took my old job and lasted 5 months made such a mess some of it can't even be fixed.
So I'll sit here and swear at the computer. Anyone got any good jokes?
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#1977 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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And about the kamikaze fly in this office *swat*
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#1978 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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New crepes restaurant in Phoenixville is closed. We can't have anything nice around here
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#1979 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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You will eat scrapple and like it.
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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So I'll sit here and swear at the computer. A baby harp seal goes into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants. "I don't care... whatever you have," said the seal. "As long as it's not Canadian Club. |
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