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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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When I was in middle school or so, I remember going over to a friend's house to do homework, and we wound up going through the phone book, looking for funny names. Then we would call them and make some lame comment about their names while giggling and then hang up. We were wild and crazy back then. No stopping us.
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In college we'd look in the directory for foreign names (during International Week) and call their phone and my friend Pat would say "Happy International Week. Oogla Boogla!"
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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@glatt: Unstoppable!
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? We could call Sheldon and ask if he'd like Prince Albert in the can or if He's ever had Prince Albert in the can?
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To shreds, you say?
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Been thinking of some phrases I would have REALLY liked to hear right before I went under before my surgery. Here is my favorite I've thought of so far tho:
"Patient 1: administering the Hyde formula now. When she wakes up she will remember nothing of her drinking, whoring, gambling or violent actions.....note: patient seems to be predisposed to these behaviors already."
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I thought I'd just put this here cause I couldn't really think of where else to put it, and didn't really want to start a new thread.
It's been a really long week and we're all exhausted around here. Dazza's Mum passed away last Tuesday, and the funeral was on Friday which also happened to be my birthday, so it kinda got a bit forgotten really. Dazza had no siblings, so it was up to us to organise and host the funeral and wake, which basically meant that I had to sort most of it out because Dazza was incapable of coherent thought. So anyway, thanks to those who wished me the best for my birthday. We've got a long way to go here yet, but we'll get there.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Moderate thunderstorm. Couple close strikes. Passed by. Sun came out. Birds chirping. And THEN the power goes out.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Weirdest thing happened this morning.
I was cutting through the empty mail room by the loading dock coming into the building. I came into the small room, walked four paces to the opposite door, opened it, and heard all these coins falling on the floor. I glanced back, and saw a handful of change still rolling around on the floor in the far corner, away from both doors I had just used. I was the only person in the room. I had no change in my pockets that might have fallen out. I walked back over to that corner and picked up 40 cents in nickels and a couple dimes. The only thing I can figure is that there were a couple tiny mail slots, and some unseen and unheard person on the other side of the wall had shoved a handful of change out one of those slots. Or maybe it had something to do with the vending machine in there. The room is small enough that when you open a door fast, it would affect the air pressure in there. Bizarre. Ghosts are throwing change at me. |
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Dude, you're lucky. My ghosts only cast aspersions at me.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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My ghosts make me pay.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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That is truly bizarre. You should buy the ghosts a piece of candy and place it near where the money came from.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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No change this morning. The ghosts need 45 more cents before I can buy a candy bar from the machine for them.
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To shreds, you say?
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