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Tajjy used to have those noxious poo's. OMG.
Gaines is physiologically more well-adjusted than any cat I've ever known. Never sick, poo always nice and solid. I've seen him almost barf like once. He eats and drinks the same as all my cats did...but he's just got a strong constitution. I think it's 'cause he's Russian. ![]() Psychologically, he's a nut, but that's what I like in a cat. ![]() |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Note how I am still here.
The 'rents are cooking dinner and I am above the kitchen, so the smell of fish (Friday) has overcome the smell of poo. Really, I will clean his tray soon - I'm a responsible owner. But the timing is wrong now. Mum sometimes makes silly comments about how often I clean Diz's tray (I adore him - it's clean). And she brought up three babies. And she likes to mock my gag reflex. But even so it's not fair to take a poo-bag through the kitchen during dinner.
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#2283 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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you could de-bone the chicken
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Woke up yesterday to find water flowing down the streets. A water main had broken about 100 feet away from us. We had very low water pressure from 6am to about 11am.
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#2285 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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Want to eat some fruit but I'm too lazy to put some already cut melon into a bowl so I can bring them into my room to eat. Yeah, I can exercise my ass off but I won't go into the kitchen to get some fruits.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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It appears that the thread "Word Association, part deux." may be a Cellar record holder with its total of 66 deleted posts. Perhaps it should be accorded Cellar Landmark status.
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#2287 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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If only 17,941 was the record.....
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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A fat heifer stepped on the top of my foot and that is 1100 lbs more weight than its used to bearing.
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#2289 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Ow! I had a milk cow step on a cats paw while I was milking one time. The cow never had a clue but the cat was clawing at her like crazy.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I swam a shitload and lost 7lbs in a month. I rock. but my swimming thread is boring everyone, so I'm whoring my acomplishment here
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#2291 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Swimmingly whorish.
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#2292 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Next week I'mm'a learn to spell.....
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#2293 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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c c seņora.
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#2294 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Oh Monnie, don't fret.
And I'm not bored by your swimming thread. Like with Clod, it's an alien world to me, so I read rather than comment. I whore JB in every thread. I've learned not to contain myself. I take The Nile as my example. It used to flood every year and the effluvium it carried brought a diversity of crops to Egypt. In other words, where there's shit, there's grass. Oh and re Diz's chicken, the theory behind the Blood and Bones feeding is that wings give the perfect blend of bone, marrow, blood, fat and protein. The only better source for cats is chicken necks. Except you can't buy them in this country. Not from butchers anyway. That boy loved cracking those bones - he would walk away from chopped chicken after a while (yes, he would come back - he's a cat) but would stay to crack open full chick wings. Mum said it was my fault for not cutting the pieces small enough. But if he grew wings and flew away it would be my fault too. I may have over-reacted (which means yes I did and don't want to admit it) but for now he gets pouch food with too many carbs and sugar and colouring. When I've paid off this vet bill I might consider putting him back on a chicken diet... Maybe.
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Does it say something about my lack of class that I find this T-shirt funny?
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