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You know why those are bad? Because, eventually, the padding cracks, and then it pinches your ass when you sit on it. Ow.
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11-10-2006, 08:34 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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11-10-2006, 09:12 AM
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And in my first apartment, the toilet had a padded seat. It grossed me out for a while, but then I got used to it. It wasn't until a visitor mentioned that they would have replaced the lid that it occurred to me that such an approach was possible. Since then, every new dwelling I've moved into has had its toilet seat replaced with a brand new one before I've used it. It's a great $15 investment for cootie peace of mind. |
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11-10-2006, 10:26 AM
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Heh, heh, heh, glad I'm not the only one who puts in new toilet seats. My husband thinks it's a waste of $$. However, I know what he does on OURS*, and I'd rather not think about what the person before did on theirs before it was ours.
*I retrospect maybe this belongs in the TMI thread....
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11-10-2006, 07:00 PM
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 Too much talk, not enough WTF images! |
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11-10-2006, 07:17 PM
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11-10-2006, 07:21 PM
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Big Wheels keep on rolling!
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11-10-2006, 11:23 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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"Dude! Tatto a swastika on my face! No, wait...a whole *bunch* of swastikas! This is gonna so fuckin' rock!"
Geez. This kid must have been molested beginning in the womb.
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11-11-2006, 09:56 AM
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y'all jus' jealous
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11-11-2006, 01:35 PM
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11-11-2006, 07:04 PM
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small in a big way.
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11-11-2006, 07:06 PM
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small in a big way.
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11-12-2006, 09:04 PM
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11-12-2006, 09:13 PM
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11-12-2006, 09:18 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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How does one know one is having a wicked piss?
When you are pissed ( Drunk ) and have a WAYYYYY full bladder , and when you piss you piss like a fire hose , and it feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOD !!!!!!
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