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Old 12-03-2008, 10:58 PM   #2341
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Beethoven?
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:00 PM   #2342
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A man walks into a bar512.

Hey, der's a bar der, dar.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:00 PM   #2343
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Beethoven?
As in, a bar of classical music ....

I had doubts about that one from the start.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:01 PM   #2344
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I thought it was good actually. It's just hard to demonstrate a musical phrase without sound. I was just checking.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:08 PM   #2345
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A barman ... walked into an Ali.
It was just beside the pub.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:12 PM   #2346
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lol....yeah, having a durry.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:14 PM   #2347
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Zen walked into a bar and ordered some gum.

It got stuck to him.

(sorry, it's all I've got)
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:57 PM   #2348
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Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.

That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times.
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:13 PM   #2349
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Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place.

UG walks into a bar, wonders who's going to prevent him from ordering, decides on the most likely person, and stabs him.
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:22 PM   #2350
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:27 PM   #2351
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"
I still don't get this one.
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Old 12-04-2008, 03:28 PM   #2352
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Correction...

Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place as long as he can pay for it all.
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:05 PM   #2353
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I still don't get this one.
A bar is also a wooden counter for serving drinks and termites eat wood.
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:13 PM   #2354
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That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times.
Yes Radar it was a joke...hence the location of the statement.
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Old 12-04-2008, 04:20 PM   #2355
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I still don't get this one.
It's about putting the correct em PHAY sis on the proper sill obble.
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