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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Ear wax candy.
Why buy kids something they already enjoy naturally? Man needs to stop interfering with nature. |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Bruce,
Where the hell do you find all these images? Beating 2 trees is tops.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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#230 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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I totally have to get some of that Ear Wax Candy for my friend's children.
It should really gross out their grandparents. A lot.
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#231 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...
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Lecturer
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: CT USA
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Back in the day, 'fireball' candy is what made our parents shudder. Now days it seems the grosser the candy the more kids like it. When I saw this ear wax candy I thought, what could be worse than that? Did a little googling and found these gems but I still think the ear wax takes the cake for grossness!
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#233 |
Enemy Combatant/Evildoer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Toothache candy....that's so great, on so many levels...I think it wins because eating too much candy doesn't actually cause ear wax
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As stable as a ring of PU-239
Join Date: Jun 2004
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#235 |
still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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Umm, why does it say "Stupid Nail Salon" on the nail of the thumb in the toothache candy picture?
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AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 10-14-2004 at 07:36 PM. |
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#237 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Bicycling is a wonderful sport, isn't it?
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I can hear Jinx now " Ok Jim , show me how many fingers you have left today !!!!"
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