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Old 10-25-2011, 08:36 PM   #2476
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Speaking of castration. The boys and I were watching some old super 8 home movies at Dad's a few weeks ago, and most of it is stuff from when he used to go hunting feral pigs on sheep and wheat stations. Anyway, one of them had a few minutes with an old time stockman cutting the lambs and pulling the testicles out with his teeth, and there's me sitting on the fence rail next to dad who's holding the lamb with his dangly bits presented. I was surprised at how the kids reacted. They're so sheltered these days.
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Old 10-25-2011, 09:56 PM   #2477
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I have a piglet castration story that I will add to my "share with Nirvana" list right after I get on that spaghetti squash recipe.

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That would be from A.A. Milne's little known "dark" period, right?

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Speaking of castration. The boys and I were watching some old super 8 home movies at Dad's a few weeks ago, and most of it is stuff from when he used to go hunting feral pigs on sheep and wheat stations. Anyway, one of them had a few minutes with an old time stockman cutting the lambs and pulling the testicles out with his teeth, and there's me sitting on the fence rail next to dad who's holding the lamb with his dangly bits presented. I was surprised at how the kids reacted. They're so sheltered these days.
I find it hard to believe that using the teeth for this is so much easier as to make it worth while. Yet, this is how the old timers did it. Guess they must have had a reason. Maybe the taste?
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Old 10-25-2011, 10:03 PM   #2478
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Step 1) Clamp and hold sac with forceps.
Step 2) Cut sac with scalpel
Step 3) Reach in and rip testicle out with hand.
Repeat step 3

just sayin'
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:15 PM   #2479
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Mike Rowe's famous (to me) talk on lamb castration by teeth.

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Old 10-26-2011, 05:56 PM   #2480
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Old 10-26-2011, 08:19 PM   #2481
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Step 1) Clamp and hold sac with forceps.
Step 2) Cut sac with scalpel
Step 3) Reach in and rip testicle out with hand.
Repeat step 3

just sayin'
Anaesthetic?

Antiseptic?

BBQ?
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:25 AM   #2482
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Judging by a few of the posts today, i'd say the shit's gonna hit the fan again soon, so please excuse me while I disappear.
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:40 AM   #2483
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:50 PM   #2484
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Old 10-28-2011, 06:37 PM   #2485
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:57 PM   #2486
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Anaesthetic?

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BBQ?
Pass the sheep-dip.
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Old 10-28-2011, 10:25 PM   #2487
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Old 10-29-2011, 12:48 AM   #2488
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Old 10-29-2011, 12:54 AM   #2489
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Old 10-31-2011, 11:29 AM   #2490
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Results in a week of two. Hopefully fine -routine mammogram now I'm an old lady. Didn't look too ominous to me, but WTF would I know....
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