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infinite monkey · 10-31-2011, 11:31 AM

Oh crap. I need to get my boobs squished, too.

They should make men put their testicles in that vice of a machine, to check for testicular cancer. I bet there'd be a big push for ultrasounds then!

footfootfoot · 10-31-2011, 12:11 PM

I have never recommended boob squishing.

monster · 11-01-2011, 10:01 AM

I have a bruised boob this morning

I find it hard to believe it was from the mammogram (it's actually above my boob kinda level with my armpit) but can't think what else it could have been caused by....

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 10:05 AM

I used to get bruises when I worked at the bar and the club: you'd be so busy you didn't even notice you'd bumped into something, until you saw the giant bruise the next day.

As 'on the go' as you are, you probably bruised your boobeh out of sheer enthusiasm.

monster · 11-01-2011, 10:07 AM

I do get lots of unexplained bruises, but usually on the limbs. Still, could be......

although the tech was trying really hard to make sure she squished some muscle.

it really didn't hurt though.

Trilby · 11-01-2011, 10:25 AM

the tech needs to squish some muscle. The radiologist wants to see that muscle, baby!

that's how you know you've got a quality mammogram - you see muscle in the oblique and also a "bacon strip" of flesh from the inferior margin.

still, I"m sorry about ur boobeh.

wolf · 11-01-2011, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Mike Rowe's famous (to me) talk on lamb castration by teeth.

Lamb Fry.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 12:30 PM

My Mum forwarded on an email about mammograms the other day.
Something like - to prepare for a mammogram, slam your breasts in a garage door for approx an hour, then scrape them over the rough concreete floor.

She wants me to push for having one early, as Nanny died (probably) of breast cancer - it was hard to say by the time they realised she had it. Aunty Mary and Cousin Susan - Nan's sister and her daughter - both had it, one died one survived. And of course Mum had a lumpectomy the other year.

She's not selling it very well though.

classicman · 11-01-2011, 12:34 PM

Go ... Now.
Breast cancer runs pretty strong in my sis-in-laws family. She is the oldest living female in the family at 51.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 03:06 PM

The 'rents are making something garlic-heavy for tea.
I'm not hubgry - I had haddock over an hour ago.
My mouth is watering nonetheless.

Gaaaaaaarliiiiiic!
Nomnomnom.
Bella oh I am not.

Madman · 11-01-2011, 03:16 PM

Um... ah... yeah.

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 03:26 PM

mmmmm haddock!

monster · 11-01-2011, 03:58 PM

if it's avaialable on the NHS/your insurance.

- - - - -

There are none.

Here's the good news, Sundae, it hurts big-boobed women far less, or so they told me. That gravel thing? bull shit. And there's no slamming, it's a slow firm squish.

It really didn't hurt me at all, It's a little uncomfortable is all -and since when were you a wuss anyway? A mastectomy hurts a whole shitload more. Woman up and get it done. It's not goint to stop you getting breast cancer, but if you catch it early, treatment can be a whole load less painful and more effective. And here's the thing they told me when I had my first mammogram 8 years ago (When I was 33), your first one is your baseline. The earlier you get it done, the better tool it is for later detection. If you get a baseline done when there's already a hint of something developing -say if you wait until your late 40s or even 50, it makes that thing harder to spot before it's too late.

And that's the only time I will nag you on this topic.

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 04:06 PM

Agreed.

I had a baseline done at, I think, 40. But I should be going back. I read an article recently that there really aren't compelling reasons to get or not to get mammograms before 50. However, that's just odds, right? If you're the one with cancer, you don't care about compelling reasons. Especially with the family history.

My mom is with us today because she worked at the hospital, and it was so easy for her to get her mammograms, and they caught it so early. This was over 10 years ago.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 04:12 PM

It's weird.

Mum yaps on about it.
Yeahyeahyeah.

Someone online who I only know by her moniker.
Really? You know what? You talk sense, I'll go do it.

Tcha.
In my defence she does yap on about a lot of things.
Like trying to get me to wear a coat or jacket...?!
10 degrees or lower.
Otherwise? Shush.

Ta Monster, I will bring it up at my next appointment.
The next step is whether they pay any attention.

10-31-2011, 12:11 PM	#2492
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I have never recommended boob squishing. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2011, 10:01 AM	#2493
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have a bruised boob this morning I find it hard to believe it was from the mammogram (it's actually above my boob kinda level with my armpit) but can't think what else it could have been caused by.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-01-2011, 10:07 AM	#2495
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I do get lots of unexplained bruises, but usually on the limbs. Still, could be...... although the tech was trying really hard to make sure she squished some muscle. it really didn't hurt though. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-01-2011, 10:25 AM	#2496
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the tech needs to squish some muscle. The radiologist wants to see that muscle, baby! that's how you know you've got a quality mammogram - you see muscle in the oblique and also a "bacon strip" of flesh from the inferior margin. still, I"m sorry about ur boobeh. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-01-2011, 12:30 PM	#2498
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My Mum forwarded on an email about mammograms the other day. Something like - to prepare for a mammogram, slam your breasts in a garage door for approx an hour, then scrape them over the rough concreete floor. She wants me to push for having one early, as Nanny died (probably) of breast cancer - it was hard to say by the time they realised she had it. Aunty Mary and Cousin Susan - Nan's sister and her daughter - both had it, one died one survived. And of course Mum had a lumpectomy the other year. She's not selling it very well though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-31-2011, 11:31 AM	#2491
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh crap. I need to get my boobs squished, too. They should make men put their testicles in that vice of a machine, to check for testicular cancer. I bet there'd be a big push for ultrasounds then!

11-01-2011, 10:05 AM	#2494
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I used to get bruises when I worked at the bar and the club: you'd be so busy you didn't even notice you'd bumped into something, until you saw the giant bruise the next day. As 'on the go' as you are, you probably bruised your boobeh out of sheer enthusiasm.

11-01-2011, 12:34 PM	#2499
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Go ... Now. Breast cancer runs pretty strong in my sis-in-laws family. She is the oldest living female in the family at 51. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-01-2011, 03:06 PM	#2500
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The 'rents are making something garlic-heavy for tea. I'm not hubgry - I had haddock over an hour ago. My mouth is watering nonetheless. Gaaaaaaarliiiiiic! Nomnomnom. Bella oh I am not. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 03:16 PM	#2501
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Um... ah... yeah.

11-01-2011, 03:26 PM	#2502
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	mmmmm haddock!

11-01-2011, 03:58 PM	#2503
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Reasons not to get a mammogram if it's avaialable on the NHS/your insurance. - - - - - There are none. Here's the good news, Sundae, it hurts big-boobed women far less, or so they told me. That gravel thing? bull shit. And there's no slamming, it's a slow firm squish. It really didn't hurt me at all, It's a little uncomfortable is all -and since when were you a wuss anyway? A mastectomy hurts a whole shitload more. Woman up and get it done. It's not goint to stop you getting breast cancer, but if you catch it early, treatment can be a whole load less painful and more effective. And here's the thing they told me when I had my first mammogram 8 years ago (When I was 33), your first one is your baseline. The earlier you get it done, the better tool it is for later detection. If you get a baseline done when there's already a hint of something developing -say if you wait until your late 40s or even 50, it makes that thing harder to spot before it's too late. And that's the only time I will nag you on this topic. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-01-2011, 04:06 PM	#2504
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Agreed. I had a baseline done at, I think, 40. But I should be going back. I read an article recently that there really aren't compelling reasons to get or not to get mammograms before 50. However, that's just odds, right? If you're the one with cancer, you don't care about compelling reasons. Especially with the family history. My mom is with us today because she worked at the hospital, and it was so easy for her to get her mammograms, and they caught it so early. This was over 10 years ago.

11-01-2011, 04:12 PM	#2505
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It's weird. Mum yaps on about it. Yeahyeahyeah. Someone online who I only know by her moniker. Really? You know what? You talk sense, I'll go do it. Tcha. In my defence she *does* yap on about a lot of things. Like trying to get me to wear a coat or jacket...?! 10 degrees or lower. Otherwise? Shush. Ta Monster, I will bring it up at my next appointment. The next step is whether they pay any attention. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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