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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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I love it.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Really, he only said he doesn't shoot children that "can't shoot back." The ones with bebe guns, he makes no promises.
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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#246 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Is this a candidate for "sometimes the stars align"?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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#250 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Between my ears
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Boss: "I'm not feeling very well, I'm going to leave a little early today."
Me: "Hope you get to feeling better." That was about 11am. Around 1pm someone overheard him talking to his wife on the phone... Boss: "I'm leaving early today, why don't I pick you up and we'll go out and eat." He quietly walked out the back door at about 1:45pm |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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That song used to make me cry when I was little :P
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#254 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Oh, I loved that song when it came out. It's really not bad, just sappier than perhaps I like now.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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young undergrad in the bathroom at WSU, talking to her pal: "Remember that song....Danke Schoen? How'd that go....(sings) Danke Schoen, Darlin'....Danke Schoen...oooo, I'm killing it! If Wayne Newman could hear me, he'd be sick!"
I got a good chuckle outta that one.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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