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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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speaking of shit, I had a really shitty dream last night. I literally dreamed I did a poo and couldn't get the shit off. It just seemed to keep spreading all over the place.
It was the grossest dream I've ever had and I'll be buggered if I can figure out why I had it. Why would any sane person dream about something like that???
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#2567 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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Maybe you're not sane.
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#2568 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Yeah, or maybe I just really had the shits when I went to bed last night. lol
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#2569 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Dr Freud? Clean-up in aisle sex. Six.
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#2570 |
Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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Im waiting for the real estate agent to turn up, I want to shower, I know as soon as I get in the shower....they will appear.
right, Im going to risk it. Stay tuned. |
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#2571 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Can I borrow your towel? I've hit a water buffalo.
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#2572 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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This Cellar is lousy with situations.
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
Posts: 1,464
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Quote:
I wouldn't appear til you got in the shower either Ducky...just sayin.
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#2574 |
Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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Yeah, it happened.
I knew it would!! They had keys, but didnt let themselves in thankfully. I have to dash from my ensuite to walk in robe, with doors and windows. The other nite I totally spaced that I dont live out of town and have neighbours now and I walked out the front to move the hose in my t-shirt and undies. |
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#2575 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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That's a quick way to get yourself even more neighbors.
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#2576 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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Why are Snow Days always on Wednesdays?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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#2577 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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What?
Michigan is getting a snow day already??? no fair!!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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#2578 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
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Hey Bri, we're supposed to get some snow. You know my feeling on the subject...no snow at all or a shitload of snow so school closes!
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#2579 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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*faints*
I'd better start watching the real news and not just Colbert.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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#2580 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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It's snowing in Memphis this morning
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