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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
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![]() ![]() Amusing me today is that I bought Roger's Profanisaurus for my nephew. Well, it was £2.99 on eBay, he's 12 and finds bums and farts and poos funny, and he's been having such a hard time of it recently. The only positive thing is he's young enough to cry, so at least he's letting it out. For those not familiar with this weighty tome of English literature, here is a sample online. Quote:
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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This story, from 365 Tomorrows:
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Taking care of a pre-( not so bad yet ) Alzheimers parent can make you feel as if its catching.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I'm searching for threads about 'firewalls' and I see more than two ancient threads from non contributing members people dislike.A LOT
...so where are the conversations about firewalls. lol Firewalls I find it slightly amusing that after purchasing a firewall you have to pay to upgrade in a year. THE PIRATES! |
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Just got an email from the school principal about the survey they sent out a few weeks ago about how much volunteering families do in the school. Apparently they can't get any families who don't do any volunteering at all to spend the time to fill in the survey
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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As part of my job I have to verify the city/state a store is in. I just had to ask a store manager if he was in "Cumming, GA"
Yeah, spelled like that. I just barely got it said without laughing, it was really hard though.
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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You should have asked "Are you in the middle of Cumming?" and when he said "Yes" you should have said "Well I'll wait for you to finish"
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I just billed out a deal for a customer with the last name Mook. no really.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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This piece.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Perhaps it should have gone in your Karma thread, classic!
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Yeh - thought of that. I watched her a few times - OMG I think my eyes started to bleed. Her voice has got to be THE most annoying sound on the planet. Nothing personal, but I couldn't imagine hearing that every time I got home from work or whatever.
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